Αρχείο για Απρίλιος, 2008

pasxa abroad

Posted: Απρίλιος 29, 2008 in life

To thetiko otan kaneis pasxa sto exwteriko einai oti den thimase aparetita oti einai megali pempti kai trws Big MAC sto Mac Donald xwris kamia tipsi (afou den to thimase leme!!) kai xwris fonika vlemmata apo kanena.

Ase pou kai to kreataki einai freskotato. ….. se sxesi me afto tou mac Donald stin ellada tin megali pempti toulaxiston.

To arnhtiko einai oti tin kiriaki tou pasxa an DEN vrexei DEN dinase na psiseis olokliro arni stin avli dioti 1) pou dialo na to vreis kai 2) tha fwnaxoun oi geitones ta pirosvestika.

Den trws mageiritsa ki an tolmiseis kai vreis kapou (opws egw) kai peis fwnaxta «thelw ki allo piato kiria Anastasia! ki allo!! exei??» se koitane oi Belgoi me mia xini mouri pou trexei mexri katw sta patwmata. Ena melange apo «kakomoira, s’aftin tin tritokosmiki xwra pou megalwses me ta plekta ta petsetakia panw ap tin tileorasi den eixate steak na fate kai megalwsate me sikwtia. Emeis ta dinoume ston skilo mas»

Kai vevea pios tous g****.

Profanws kaneis gi afto kai den kourkoutaei pia to ermo. (ek tou kourkoutaw – kourkoutw)

Kai gia bonus, douleveis tin deftera san na min egine tipota enw oloi i ipoloipi ellines pou meinan eis ta patria to xiiiiiiiiiiiiinoun.

I kiriaki tou pasxa loipon edw einai metrios metria apo thema ethimwn ki afou den exoume faei 10 kila arni/petsa/kokoretsi/kempapia/avga/tsipra ktl to mesimeri leitourgoume akomi. Kanonika diladi.

Eimaste ikanoi na katahrisoume/pexoume/milisoume/trexoume… ap ola.

En antithesi me otan kanoume pasxa stin Larisa opou to mesimeri eimaste san ta gatia ston ilio, xapla anaskela anikanoi entelws na koinithoume oti kai na ginei. Pou an thelisoun pote oi Tourkoi/skopianoi na mas paroun tin patrida den exoun para na mpoukaroun mia kiriaki tou pasxa mesimeri kai tha mas paroun kai ta vrakia mazi. Kai isa pou tha anoigokleisoume to vlefaro. ki afto poli xalara…

fetos loipon pou den katevika, mou leipsan ola ki oloi anexeretws. Mou leipsan oi mirwdies (tis mageiritsas re gamwti!!) kai to ixeio tou papa tis agias triadas pou to vgazei kathe pasxa axw ap tin ekklisia kai vazei ta volume sto terma kai mas pernei kai mas sikwnei kai mas afinei apotoma!

Persi gia na koimisw ton mikro tragoudousa toso dinata gia na kalipsw ton papa pou mono pou den sikwthike na rixei ki ena tektonik o mikros. Frikara.

Stin Larisa tin megali paraskevi, molis teleiwsei o epitafios (vasika poli prin alla stelnoume enan na krataei to trapezi kai kapnizei monos) vgenoume oloi san tous lisasmenous kai plakwnomaste sta tsipra.

Exw ginete tis kakomoiras. Kosmos, laos, pedia kai neoi goneis, fwnes…mono penthos den exei aftin i poli!

Tis po**** ginete.

Ta ouzeri tiga, oi kilies tiga, ta sikwtia se saturation entelws. (ta dika mas oxi tou arniou)

Wreo perivalon! gamwti…

To savato sto diko mou spiti ftiaxnoume mageiritsa ap t agria xaramata.

Xipnas ki anti na miriseis kafe mirizeis entera. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai! ti wrea!

Otan to ezise afto o Belgos antras mou den ixere apo pia meria na pesei. Egerne apo dw…egerne apo kei…

poli xalia. Ton lipithika gia liga lepta.

Tin opoia kai katavroxthizoume me lissa mes tin mavri nixta vevea opws oloi. Mexri na fas, na pieis, na tsougriseis kana avgo…exei paei 2 i wra ki akoma to paleveis gia ipno.

Stis 7 TO POLI, o mpampas mou varaei seirines sinagermou gia na sikwthoume/plithoume/ntithoume/exoume piei i dinaton kafe i an oxi tha ton pioume enw souvlizoume arnia me to ena xeri dioti «em pote tha to psisoume? stis 9? kai pote tha to fas??»

Swstos.

Otan eisai gineka… s’afinei kai ligo laska vevea… pineis kana kafe sto skalopati koitazontas me misokleisto -alla makigiarismeno-mati aftous pou palevoun na perasoun tin souvla ap to kefali tou arniou enw kanei «klak» kai einai kati antikeimenika ENTELWS FRIKALEO an to kaloskefteis… kai den exeis piei akoma kala to kafe m olo afto to grand guignol theama.

Kai meta girnas to arni eis to apeiro. Dioti sto diko mou patriko spiti «opoios den girisei den trwei». leei o mpampas mou.  Kai trws ena arni!

…. kai telikai panta etsi, oso ta xoume mprosta sta matia mas den ta vlepoume…

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Teratakia tsepis

Posted: Απρίλιος 21, 2008 in life


Ap tin mia sou ftiaxnei tin diathesi logo ixou sto afti, ap tin allai ama t’akouseis kala sou vgenei ena pikro xamogelaki kai skefetese… «re ton pousti, gia mena to grapse»?

🙂

D+12

Posted: Απρίλιος 16, 2008 in life

voici ta simptwmata

Laimos xeros, stegnos…

Exw arpaxei ki ena gamwsinaxi pou mou xei voulwsei entelws tin miti ki anapnew ap to stoma…

tin nixta loipon xipnaw ap ton pono dioti stegnwnei entelws o laimos kai ponane oi pliges….

ki ekei pou sfadazeis PREPEI na pieis nero gia na rthei to olo pragma sta isia tou…

am pws to kaneis afto?… oute to salio sou den tolmas na katapieis s ekeini tin fasi…to nero sou fenete san falaga…

exw mia monimi defteri gefsi se oti ki an faw…aftin pou menei afou figei i prwti i alithini ki einai xinopikri distixws…

elpizw na min mou meinei kousouri giati thelw tis amigdales mou pisw alliws.

kai siga siga arxizw na trww kai kati pio stathero opws pswmi me merenta as poume (!!!! yeh yeh yeh) alla xwris tis kores…

AKRIVWS OPWS O GIOS MOU. Mia kanw gi afton kai mia gia mena. Giname sinomilikoi.

pou tha paei…perisi i anemovlogia fetos oi amigdales, tha enilikiwthw den mporei…

D+3

Posted: Απρίλιος 7, 2008 in life

ok, ok….pithanws na milisa kapws grigora sxetika me ton pono.

allaaaaaaaaaaaa…. ntaxei, koumantarete!

nomizw pws to xeirotero einai i peina. Protimw na ponaw para na peinaw!!! hahaha…

 

Exw na faw kati stereo apo tin pempti to vradi kai simera to prwi lipothimisa sto xipnima.

Piga na sikwthw kai wwwwwp! afto itan!

Eimai poli pio kourasmeni ap oso nomizw pws eimai. Apofasisa loipon na faw traxana (yes, pernaei ap ton laimo ki einai kai dinamotikos!) kai na parameinw xaplwmeni.

Pantws stis 5 wres panw to thes to xapaki gia ton pono…a! ola ki ola!

Pws skotwsa tis amygdales mou

Posted: Απρίλιος 5, 2008 in life

Th’arxisw afto to post, legontas se osous prokeite na egxeiristoun apo amygdales se liges meres kai kata tixin pesan panw sto blog mou, na MIN PASXNOUN plirofories sto internet sxetika me tin egxeirisi kai PROS THEOU na min pane mesa se Forum kai alles malakies tou eidous na diavazoun tou xilious kakomoirides pou perasan ta saranta kimata kai apofasisan na moirastoun tis pathitikes tous empeiries kai na frikaroun to simpan.

Ena pragma na sigratisete oloi sas. O ponos telika einai ENTELWS Ipokeimenikos. Sigoura vgenontas ap to xeirourgeio DEN tha pate gia pizza -standar afto- alla den prokeite kai na sas afisei kaneis na sfadazete stous ponous.

Katarxas den mas tis vgazoun xipnious -doxa to theo, fantasou na zouses tin epoxi tou jack the butcher pou den eixe anesthisies kai alla perita, i apla na zouses actually sto vathos tis Rwanta pou pali den eimai sigouri oti exei anestisies kai alla perita!- kai kata defteron exei epelthei kapia proodos ston tropo pou egxeirizoun.

Proswpika den tin ekana me leizer alla me aplo nisteraki tou theou pou kovei sto xiliosto. To clou einai o giatros kai i katastasi tis amigdalis sou. An perimeneis na kaneis 36 amigdalitides kai 7 apostimata kai sou xoun ginei oi amigdales san tiri Gruyere, ek twn pragmatwn gia na stis vgalei tha tou vgei i psixi afou tha xreiastei na xisei ligo apo dw ligo apo kei, kai pithanws na poneseis perisotero ap oti an pareis tin apofasi na tis vgaleis afou sou prizoun to sikwti PRIN ginoun san tripita kai mporesei o anthrwpos na kanei mia kathari tomi san monokontilia kai na kratiseis kai si mia kathari pligi ki oxi tzitzili mitzili.

3 meres prin mpw gia tin egxeirisi m’epiase enas trelos panikos kai mpika mesa s ena gamwforum tou gallikou site Doctissimo pou exei sxetika kali fimi ws iatriko site kai se genikes grammes den leei malakies, na diavasw ti pezei me tis amigdales.

Apo tin wra pou anakoinwsa se filous kai gnwstous oti tha egxeiristw pesan na me fane legontas mou se kathe efkaireia poso frikta odiniri egxeirisi einai otan eise enilikas, poso frikta tha sfadazw apo ponous kai gia poso kairo.

Perito na pw oti ws anthrwpos, ligisa. Gonatisa entelws, frikara, flipara kai m epiase tremoulo.

Aftoi pou ta lene omws, einai aftoi pou ipoferoun apo 5 amigdalitides to dimino alla den apofasizoun na tis vgaloun. Protimoun na katapinoun glamoxil. Kai na trwn giaourtia gia n apofigoun tous mikites meta olo to xeimwna, glamoxil sto glamoxil.

Egw pali den eixa pote mou amigdalitides, den ipefera pote ap ton laimo mou para mono otan eimoun pedi. Ap ta 15 kai meta tis xehasa kai me hexasan!

Mexri prin ena mina pou kanan to come back tous me forza, kai di, tous pire o dialos ton patera.

Mesa sto Forum loipon diavaza kamia 50aria atoma pou dinan friktes leptomereies apo tin empeiria tous, me ponous pou kratousan 15ntimera oloklira, pou xasan tin fwni tous gia meres, pou tous kopsan to xeili kata tin deiarkeia tis egxeirisis, pou tous pristike i glwssa ki o ouraniskos kai den mporousan n anapnefsoun…allos elege oti moizei me oxia amigdalitida kai psixi ston laimo o ponos, allos oti moiazei me ponodonto kai amigdalitida mazi…

Polu xarika pou tous diavasa. Na kanoun ki ena club kai na pane na klaigontai oloi mazoi. Na kanoun kai leaflets kai na ta moirazoun exw ap ta nosokomeia gia na tromazoun ta pitsirikia.

Den enow -pros theou- oti den iparxoun anthrwpoi pou to ezisan epwdina, apla enow PIOS O RIMADOLOGOS na to vgaleis me tin ntountouka afou xereis oti tha to diavasoun endiaferomenoi KAI tha frikaroun.

Einai san aftous pou nte kai vriskoun eggio gineka tis exigoun oti exoun akousei gia eklampsia, ponous gennas, kaisariki, epiplokes, kathisterimena pedian sindromo down, spina bifida ki oti allo mporei na fliparei .

Einai kakoitheia diladi. Imarton.

Xthes loipon stis 9, mazepsa ta mpogalakia mou kai piga stin kliniki.

Ena exw na pw. Sklavwthika ap tin kathariotita tou perivalontos (dimosia polikliniki mias imeras legete dioti vgeneis afthimeron) to wreo dwmatio kai panw ap ola tin foveri evgeneia twn nosokomwn kai tou proswpikou genikotera.

Otan me pigan sto dwmatio mou, amesws tin psiliastikan oti den eimai kai sta poli wpa mou…epeilthe sizitisi, iremia, mou proteinan ki en airemistiko to opio dextika, mou steilan enan kalo kirio nosokomo pou egxeiristike perisi sta 37 tou na mou pei ki o idios tin empeiria tou (akou re megale twra ti kanoun oi anthrwpoi!!)

O kalos kirios nosokomos EVGENESTATOS irthe kai mou milouse irema kai mou exigouse apo ti stadia tha perasw epakrivws gia…kana mesawrw aneta.

Xalarwsa. Ligo to xanax poli to endiaferon tou proswpikou, afisa pisw osa eixa akousei kai diavasei kai piga me ta podia moni mou sto xeirourgeio! aneti..mi sou pw oti mexri na me piasei i anesthisia sizitousa gia tin tetarti sezon tou LOST me tin anesthisiologo…

o jack o etsi o giouvetsi…xerathika.

Me xipnisan sto xeirourgeio akomi i ston dromo gia to dwmatio tha sas gelasw… pantws otan anoixa ta matia kai koitaxa to roloi itan molis 11h10. Ara 1 wra kai 10 lepta kratise to olo giourousi.

Den ponousa, den eixa kan oro. Ipopsiastika oti eixan rixei arketi morfini kata tin deiarkeia tis egxeirisis gia na iremisoun elefanta ki oti o ponos tha epelthei sintoma. Kai ton perimena.

Anoixa to stoma gia na milisw kai w! dia mageias eixa fwni!

Oi wres pernousan…pige 3 to mesimeri ki akomi na ponesw… Diladi oxi oti den ponousa, alla poli aneta. San mia poli arxi amigdalitidas…otan se ponaei ligo o laimos otan katapineis. Afta. Tipota parapanw.

Irthe i nosokoma…me rwtise an ithela ena pafsipono…arnithika dioti den eniwtha tin anagi na plakwthw sta Depon.

Mia wra meta eprepe na vgw ap tin kliniki, perase o Orilas, perase i anesthisiologos, me exetesan me valan kai ipia to depon nte kai swnei, mou dwsan ta kinita tous gia to savatokiriako, mou eipan oti tha me paroun tin deftera kai efiga…

Irthe to vradi…Eipa, twra tha ta deis ola. Twra exei figei i anestisia kai tha sou gamithei o dias mes ton ipno…

Kai pali tipota. Poli aneta… ena deponaki prin paw gia ipno ki ena allo kata tis 4 giati mou eipan na pernw aparetitws ta depon mou ana 6 wres estw ki an nomizw pws den xreiazete giati an afisw ton pono na skasei miti meta gia na ton iremisw tha varaw koupi gia wres.

Opote kanw oti mou eipan gia sigouria.

Genika, to mono pou niwthw simera D+1 einai pithanw mia kapia kourasi kai mia kapia ipnilia, egatestisa loipon mia tileorasi sto dwmatio mas (yeah! terma to sex!) kai vlepw malakies oli mera…

Mou einai exeretika diskolo na meinw akiniti. Tha meinw omws…

Niwthw mia gefsi …pligis sto stoma alla oxi aimatos! kamia sxesi… kai ta magoula mou einai katakokina san tis Haidi san se exapsi.  oneirevomai tsourekia kai aravika kous-kous, oneirevomai avgofetes, makaronia, pastitsia, souvlakia…kai nomizw oti to pio diskolo kommati tha einai afto…

Giati oi kremes giwtis vanilia i sokolata kales einai, alla imarton..thelw kai kati almiro kapia stigmia…

to kako einai oti to almiro exei mia pisw gefsi apo pikro pros to parwn opote to apofevgw…

Kata ta alla…vixw arketa ki afto m anisixei kapws, alla kata tin deiarkeia tis egxeirisis mou perasan afto to kalamaki ap to stoma mexri tin traxeia gia na anapnew kai mou tin dielisan kapws…elpizw na perasei sintoma kai na min prokalesei provlima sto  processus.

Episis exei arketo gelio giati otan pineis nero sou xanaanevenei!!! to xw akousei alla den to perimena!!! hehe… anoixe i diodos ki afto anti na perasei pio aneta kanei aller-retour!

 D+1 sxedon sto telos tis.

Alles 7 stin xapla… kai meta tha mporw na metakomisw kanapedes moni mou!

avrio ta neotera!

evgale kaneis apo sas amigdales

Posted: Απρίλιος 2, 2008 in life

se ilikia anw twn 5?

an nai, please please tell me ti me perimenei apo methavrio?… exw saltarei ap ton fovo….