My first love (hazardus, keep away)

1987 kalokairi.

Eimai 14 kai kati psixoula kai eimaste diakopes me tous goneis stin Plaka Litoxorou opou o mpampas doulevei ws mageiras ap to 85.

Mou einai entelws apagorevmeno na paw stin diplani discotec tin MICHEL (opios diavazei apo Thessaloniki DEN MPOREI na tin agnwei tin MICHEL) apo ton mpampa mou, kai di na min koitaxw kanena arseniko sta matia. Dioti gia mia timi zoume, to camping einai mikrokosmos, min poume gia tin kori tou mageira oti pios xerei ti tsoli vgike…

Ase pou gia opion kai na tou milousa (an tolmousa) mou ton evgaze remali. Opote ek twn pragmatwn oi epiloges mou itane para poli periorismenes.

Pernousa tis meres mou apistefta omorfa me tous filous pou evriska kathe kalokeri alla ws pitsirikia pou eimastan periorizomastan sto na pigenoume stin kripswna mas (mes ta pefka eixame vrei mia alea) kai na diavazoume Mickey mouse, klassika eikonografimena, katerina, Manina kai kamia Natasa i aerosinodos se megali eksapsi.

Kai mia mera tou iouliou skasan miti 2 gomenoi.

Ha! (fresko kreas…. :-))

O enas den mou lege tipota, o allos tha sas gelasw to pws, alla mallon mou ta eipe ola me tin mia!

Ti ta thes, kolisa pou les, den ithele kai poli s ekeini tin ilikia.
Eixa ki ena kasetofwno, monofwniko enoeite, sto opio to thimame san twra, eixa kolisei kati xalkomanioules me kati arkoudakia pou kratane mpalonia kai tetoia…kai ap afto to kasetofwnaki akouga olimeris ki olinixtis to JULIA twn PAVLOVS DOG. Kalo e?

Mallon tou kane entipwsi o sindiasmos, ase pou otan eise 14 ton kounas ton kolo alliws, einai kai pio psila ap oti sta 34 (ola einai pio psila, meta ta 25 kanei effet i varitita) kai «ta ftiaaaaaaaaaxame» (ma ti iliiiiiithia ekfrasi, ti ilithia xriste mou!!!)

Ti ftiaxame diladi pou eidwthikame 3 fores, tin triti stravwlemiase kai irthe giatros sto camping me eneseis, kikloforouse me mia petseta ston laimo ki epine nero me to kalamaki.
kai meta efige gia tin poli tou.

I poli tou M. loipon itan makria. Pio makria apo kathe alli poli tis ellados.
… pws ein o xartis tis elladas? ekei pou vazeis tin panw-aristera pineza opws ton koitas.
To ’87 de, gia na pas ekei me treno, itane mia apistefti istoria.
Egw loipon, afou eixa apofasisei oti AFTON ton erwteftika, efaga ta lissaka mou girizontas stin Larissa na m’afisei i mama mou na paw na ton dw. (alliws tha pethanw!)

Tin prwti fora m’afise ipo orous poli sigekrimenous. Irema, ipo tin epivlepsi tis megalis aderfis tou , pou tote itan sta 23 an thimame (dioti o gomenos xaza xaza itan sta 19).
Kai piga.
Metaxi mas twra, aftos mallon m’eftine kai prepei na tou xa ginei psilovdela tou xristianou, alla sta 14 twra emena, st’afta mou oi provlimatismoi tou.
Ase pou afou den eixe kai ta @@ na to pei o anthrwpos kathara, kala ekana kai tou katsa ston sverko!

Tote loipon gia na paei kapios stin Flwrina, eprepe:

Na parei to treno apo tin larisa, na katevei sto PLATI, na perimenei allo treno, n anevei sto protelefteo kia telefteo vagoni giati ta alla pigenane Kozani, na paei ws to AMINTAIO, ekei na xwristei to treno, na sinexisei mexri….katse pws to legane….MESONISI! to vrika! ki apo to mesonisi to treno pigene me tin opisthen (gia ta logika kapiou pou ws ekeini tin wra kathotane kata tin fora tou trenou toulaxiston) ws tin poli tis Flwrinas.

yeah! 13 writses ki eftases.

Prospernaw posa gefiria san tou gorgopotamou exeis perasei opou kratas kai tin anasa sou akoma, min kai kounithei to treno pio dexia, pio aristera.

Piga omws i roufiana! Den masousa pouthena!

Kai malista 3 fores ek twn opiwn tin mia krifa ap tin mama me 500 draxmes stin tsepi.
Tin defteri de fora, ston girismo, exasa to treno gia larisa sto Plati, kai itan 9 to vradi.
Egw 15xroni kai krifa ap tin mama (eixa pei oti imouna se mia fili ston volo).
Me 10 draxmes stin tsepi mpika mesa sto kafe tou stathmou.
To Plati gia osous den xeroun einai to meros pou perigrafei to vivlio «TA MISTIKA TOU VALTOU».
Einai ena valtos me ena stathmo. Girw girw tipota.
Nixta loipon, kamia 20aria giftoi (pou fevgane fantaroi) mazi me manades kai sogia pou tous apoxeretousane KI EGW.
Irthe kai me mazepse o Diefthintis tou stathmou kai tilefwnise stin mana mou i opia apektise 15455555 aspres trixes se mia nixta.
Me kratise ekei dipla tou mexri tis 11, kai stis 11 m’evale me sinodo s’ena treno emporiko pou katevene athina kai m esteile stin mana mou.
Eftasa stin larisa kata tis 3 tin nixta… me perimene ston stathmo me mia zaketa i ermi i mana mou, to thimame san twra, avgoustos itane.

Den nomizw pws to xehase pote oute kai mou to sigwrese vevea. Poso malakas eimouna? Ma poso malakas?
I Flwrina loipon to 87, mou xe fanei poli pio pisw ap tin larisa. ….asizititi to glamour tis plateias taxidromeiou itan kai einai amimito….

Kata arxas DEN EIXANE LEEI therines kafeteries.
Pou i Larisa eixe idei toulaxiston 3. To frourio, tin RETRO kai tin BITTER LEMON.

Alla molonoti i poli tou itan pisw genikws, kai kapaki eixe ki enan teraaaaaastio stavro (ton opio eixe stisei an thimame kala o episkopos/arximandritis/despotis Flwrinas, pou sta teli twn 80’s eixe megalo souxe…den thimame pws ton legane, thimame omws oti akougotane t onoma tou sixna pikna ws exeretika skliropiriniko atomo) panw s ena lofo san ton Xristo tou Rio de Janeiro, ton agapousa ton M.
Ena vradi thimame pigame kai eidame tin sinavlia touVasili Papakwnstantinou mesa se kati xwrafia s’ena xwrio…pws dialo to legan ki afto…….. ITEA! Itea flwrinis.(ekei den kanoun tis gazozes???) Tote tragoudouse ta «xeretismata»…

Pou den exei paei aftos o xristianos gia sinavlia. Kanenan den afise paraponemeno. Xwris plaka twra…

Xaza-xaza, aftin i istoria agapis, kratise kana 3ari xronia…me grammata kai klamata ki alla polla emprime.
Mexri kai sto fantariliki tou epexa tin gineka tou fantarou i ilithia!!!

Teleftea fora pou milisame sto tilefwno prepei na itan…to 92… ligo prin aravwnistei nomizw.
Ante loipon! Xeretismata mias kai ton thimithika simera kai mallon tha xei loxigga!! 🙂

PS. O Papakwnstantinou itane Rock star, oxi paparies… den exei vgei allos tetoios na gemizei gipeda…

this post will fuck your day.

Meres twra palevw na to prosperasw, na min to skeftomai, alla m’exei tsakisei.
prospathw na logikeftw skeftomeni oti afta simvenoun pantou ston kosmo, oti apeiroi goneis ta zoun ki apeira pedia ipoferoun.

Oti iparxoun kai xeirotera (tropos tou legein, stin kiriolexia den nomizw oti sigrinontai) skeftomeno oti iparxoun pedakia igiestata pou tous afereite i zwi me apanthrwpo tropo apo zwodi enstikta enilikwn.

Alla den katafernw na to vgalw ap ton nou mou.
Kathe mera mpenw na dw tis exelixeis kai pampoles fores vrethika na klew. Sto grafeio, sto spiti…
Epiasa ton eafto mou na agwnia ekeini tin deftera 3 septemvriou gia ta apotelesmata tis magnitikis tis Lidias, enw den tin gnwrisa stin pragmatikotita pote apo konta.
Poso ligi simasia exei telika an tin gnwrisa stin pragmatiki zwi.

To thema einai oti edw kai meres mou einai sxetika diskolo na grafw malakies gia tin paris Hilton (ki as to kanw).

Giati einai i prwti fora pou erxomai se epafi me enan tetoio patera kai mia tetoia mana.
Giati einai i prwti fora pou niwthw lissa kai thimo kai tetoio pono, tetoio xerizwma kardias.
Giati einai adianoito, anithiko, apistefto, axaristo, apesio, adikeologito kai entelws exwpragmatiko kai akatalavistiko ena pitsiriki toso iperoxo kai axio kai omorfo san tin Lidia na exei «προσδόκιμο επιβίωσης κάποιων μηνών».

Giati den xerw pws dialo na antidrasw m’afto pou simvenei, pws dialo na ekfrasw ton pono mou s’aftous tous goneis kai mazi ton thavmasmo mou twra pou kalounte n apofasisoun an th afisoun to pedi tous na zisei kapious mines xaroumeno kai se kali fisiki katastasi i an tha to xanaegxeirisoun me sovari pithanotita monimwn kinitikwn i mazikwn provlimatwn.

Giati den tin perimena aftin tin exelixi ki exw sastisei…

Giati tin Lidia tin agapisa vathitata xwris na tin exw pote agaliasei kai giati DEN thelw na simvenei afto pou exelisete mprosta sta matia mou xwris na mporw na to alaxw.

Giati ta xw parei poli asxima simera. Poli omws…

http://lydia-tigria.blogspot.com/

Eleos . ELEOS!!

… to eida xthes to vradi stin ekpompi «zapping» tis gallikis tileorasis kai emeina me to pirouni na ewreite mprosta sto stoma…

gia osous den katalavenoun ta souidika (inexcusable) i tous ipotitlous pou xanonte sto fonto, i despinis exei ponous periodou …

kali orexi.

Wwwwwwpa! ela pali!

*Hoy te he vistooo
con tus libros caaaaaaaaaaminando
y tu carita deeeee coqueta
cooolegiala deeeeeeee mi amor
Tuuuuuu sonries
sin pensar que aaaal mirarte
soooooolo por ti eeeestoy sufriendo
colegiala deeee mi amor
…wwwwwwwwwpa!
all together now!!

Colegiaaaaaaala colegiaaaala
Colegiala linda colegiaaaaaala! *

Dilwse i paris Hilton: 

«I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.»

…………………………………………………………………………………………. plaka mou kanei.

Ta orfana tis Minnesota (pou xtipaei -40°C ton xeimwna) katourithikan ap tin xara tous otan mathane ti tha foresoun ta xristougenna….

Voitheia mas.

mpourou-mpourou-mpourou

Aftes tis meres apexw ap to blog gia ton aploustato logo oti den exw ti na pw…

kai s aftes tis periptwseis protimw na vixw para na kanw thorivo gia malakies.

Gia na pw tin alitheia, eimai periergo atomo.
Iptame poli sixna kai sinithws sinideita. Even better!

Den to vazw sta podia otan erxonte ta zoria! Oxi vre!

Apla DEN ta vlepw. Ma to Xristouli…
I kai na ta vlepw na rxontai, ama den mou triftoun kateftheian stin mouri den iparxei i paramikri periptwsi na kounithw ap tin thesoula mou.
EKTOS an afora tin oikogeneia mou amesa. Ekei ginomai speedy gonzales se apistefta grigorous rithmous.

Stin kathimiloumeni eimai afto pou leme volemenakias. Etsi kai strwsw tin kolara mou kapou kai zestanw tin thesoula den iparxoun sovares elpides na sikwthw efkola. Malakies mi leme.

Etsi loipon twra ftanoume siga-siga stin mantra mprosta kai to parapera ap tin mantra mou peftei exoloklirou sta xeria. Up to me entelws.

Kai di, KOLISA.

Niwthw oti kata periodous me pianei mia psilodispnia (ekeini i klassiki tou agxous) opou na nai tha mou pristei kana entero i tha pathw loumpago, kai episis trww oti na nai. Mporw na faw fistikia kai 2 lepta meta na xlapakiasw kai mia black forest.

Fwnazw poli perisotero kai poli pio sixna apo prin, toso ston pitsirika oso kai ston kosmo olo. Stin mana mou episis. Xtipaw kati psiloisteries genikotera.

Prepei na mai exeretika efxaristi teleftea… oloi me koitan sta matia prin poun kati…

Ase pou alaxa kai arwma.

re malakes s’afto to simeio na sas pw oti to xw rixei sto tralala kai edw kai 2 vdomades foraw Patsouli. Oxi to alithino! mi salatroume, afto einai san ta voulgarika ta arwmata. Oxi, ena imitasion pio elafri alla patsouli omws.
Kai kei pou elega tha sktwsw kamia diakosaria atoma mes to treno kai sto lewforeio, m’exoun stamatisei kamia 200aria atoma, sto grafeio, ston dromo…gia na me rwtisoun ti arwma foraw. Kai na sinexisoun me kala logia. Oxi «mas tsakises kopela mou prwi-prwi» (afto mou to pe mia fora enas kirios sto lewforeio enw forousa ELIXIR tis clinique. AFTO skotwnei.)

Patsiouli forouse i aderfi mou (mesw interim) i Lina, tin epoxi pou xe ta malia founta kai den xehwrizame to mpros ap to pisw kai pou xe katourisei ola ta yiapia tis larisas. (ta tsipra…)

Opote mallon ta xw psilopegmena…

To mono sigouro einai oti ekleisa eisitiria gia ellada ton noemvrio 15 meroules gia na parw anases.

Meta tha kanw reconversion se drugs dealer mpas kai vgaloume kana KALO frago s’afti ti zwi.

Ai sixtir.

To tragoudaki einai gia ton xeimwna pou THA ERTHEI.

ante geia mas!

PS. Rixte tipota idees gia epaggelmata fragata…  ti na kanw? ntaxei Porni xeroume, passons, kati allo pio megalo den exei?

anatrixiazw akoma…

…kathe fora pou vlepw sto Dashboard oti mpenoun sto blog mou kata lathos, anthrwpoi pou psaxnoun sto google «pediko sex».

Kai simvenei mera para mera…

…. tha tous espaga ta kokala an mporousa.

Paliopoustides!

Ti tha ginw otan megalwsw (ki allo…)

Min fantastei kaneis oti einai mourtzoufla simera dioti den einai katholou etsi.

Antitheta eimai psiloexitarismeni kai olos paradoxos xekoursti. Pragma sxetika spanio tis tetartes mias kai tis trites tis pernaw sto spiti me ton mikro pou me xepastrevei poli grigora.
Xthes perasame mia poli iremi mera, o mikros ginete megalos, siniditopieisa oti ginete olo kai pio anexartitos ki afto me xaropiei idietera.
Perase to prwino tou olo monos epanw sta dwmatia -kai di sto grafeio pou iparxei mia gwnia me tileorasi kai kanape gia ta Playstation kai Xbox tou megalou- me ta dvdia tou kai ta pastel tou xwris na kanei zimies, idietera isixa ki wrea. 2-3 fores pou anevika na ton parw mou to arnithike legontas mou oti an thelisei tha me fwnaxei…
Exw meinei afwni, kai mi sas pw oti varethika kiolas olo to prwi moni…

Telos pantwn, to kataxarika giati itan i prwti fora pou apofasise na xeiristei ton xrono tou kai tis orexis tou kai itan axios empistosinis… (mesa se sigekrimena dedomena e! katalavenomaste…)

Kai na me simera pisw stin douleia. Kai na pou to telos einai mprosta mou kai konta mou pia.
Logika se 2 evdomades apo twra tha xw teleiwsei apo aftin tin douleia… ante vareia 3!

6 xronia edw mesa.
I douleia aftousia den tha mou leipsei katholou. Afto pou tha mou leipsei einai oi sinaderfoi pou ekana filous kai pou logo apostasis einai para poli pithano na min vlepw sixna ews katholou, kai i glamouria stin atmosfera tis diafimistikis etaireias. Alla to deftero eimai sigouri oti ama xaplwsw tha mou perasei grigora.
Paraxenevomai idietera otan pianw ton eafto mou na to skeftete afto to kommati, mias kai o kiriws logos pou fevgw apo dw kai pou DEN thelw na xanadoulepsw sta grafistika einai aftos akrivws.
Aftin i pseftglamouria.
Avissos i psixi tou anthrwpou…

To kako me tin grafistiki -kata tin tapeini mou apopsi- einai oti otan den tin exei aftin tin pseftoglamouria – pou omws ekpenei enan epaggelmatismo kai mia sigouria gia ton pelati pou agnoei oti tou kovoun timologio gia 16 wres douelia enw exoun doulepsei 25 lepta me to roloi -, einai grafistiki maimou kai den pernaei. Den katevenei. Meneis ekei, sto grafeiaki sou, na kaneis leafletskai kartes kai na idrwkopas 3 meres prin plirwseis to TEVE kai 3 meres meta.

poli pithano na thigw kosmo twra, alla einai poli proswpiki i apopsi. Meta sigxwrisews diladi.
Thimame otan teleiwsa tis spoudes kai girisa stin larissa me tin elpida na vrw douleia ekei.
Tous eida na kanoun koupi galeras oxi varkoulas…
Thelei kotsia na to pas parakatw afto to kommati. Pithanon an eixa spoudasei pathologos na tin epefta kai na vaza mia tampela plexiglass kai na peftan ta talira… Pou tha apei, olo kai kapios tha pathei mia vrogxitida. Ti dialo…
Alla ws grafistas…diakosmitis, fwtografos…thelei @….kai den exw alla.

Thewrw episis, oti i grafistiki einai ap ta epaggelmata pou exoun imerominia lixews.
An diladi sta 45 sou den eise AD kapou, ki otan leme kapou den enooume stin etaireia 3 atomwn kapou sta Liosia alla toulaxiston se mia ap tis gnwstes international etaireies diafimisis, DEN mporeis na sinagwnisteis ta 23aria pou molis vgikan freska freska ap tis sxoles. Gia ton aplo logo oti exoun tin kefala gemati kainourgies idees, xeroun ta tis pliroforikis opws esi pote den tha matheis – i toulaxiston tha xaseis poli xrono gia na ta matheis – KAI 3on kai kirioteron dexontai na doulepsoun gia psixoula afou menoun akomi me ton mpampa kai tin mama kai xestikan gia to stegastiko kai ton pediko stathmo… kai to telefteo to zw sto petsi mou twra.

Afta kai alla me kanan na parw tin apofasi n’alaxw entelws orizonta.
oooooops strofi 3556688444°…

Tin grafistiki tha tin agapaw panta nomizw. I esthitiki tou grafista, ama tin exeis vatheia mesa sou kai den egines grafistas giati emathes to QUARK i to IN DESIGN kata tixi, tha se kinigaei panta. Stis diafimiseis pou tha koitas, sta prosklitiria pou tha laveneis, sta KAMEL special edition pou tha deis mprosta sou otan pas gia efimerida, sta konservokoutia kai sta folder Carrefour pou tha laveneis sto grammatokivwtio kai pou koveis tis patates epanw… PANTOU.

Einai mia diastrofi pou giatreia den exei.

Ara gi afto toulaxiston eimai isixi. Mia alfa esthitiki tha tin kratisw akomi ki an katalixw xasapis. Tha ftiaxw wrea xartia gia embalage! (kai tha valw kai kana marokino plakaki sto xasapiko gia na xerete to mati mou to prwi…)

den exw akomi apofasisei ti tha kanw, den exw idea na sas pw tin alitheia… psiloiptame pros to parwn logo eleipsis xronou kiriws.

Afto pou xerw kai pou eimai apolita sigouri einai oti oi epomenoi mines tha einai diskoloi apo oikonomikis apopsis…

Elpizw mono na vgei kati kalo kai dimiourgiko apo olo afto to mpourdelo!

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lip gloss

Aftos pou to anakalipse DEN itan gineka.

Ki an itan gineka DEN eixe makria malia.

Ki an eixe makria malia zouse s’ena periergo meros pou DEN fisouse pote aeras.

den to exigw alliws…

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Epagelmatiki diastrofi

epeidi exw xipnisei ap tis 5h30 simera, den exw polla kouragia gia na vrw prologo.

ki as to psaxnw edw kai kana mesawro to pragma. Ama den sou vgenei naturally, pnixto…

Apla oi anthrwpoi einai entelws empnevsmenoi. Kai oi men  kai oi de pou ftiaxane tis parakatw exeretikes business cards.

Gamwti…zilepsa

I’need a hero!

To elava me mail ap tin agapimeni(poli) bouboulina, ki epeidi m efage i douleia simera eipa na kanw deialeima…

ppsht! eimaste sovaroi twra???