Αρχείο για Μαρτίου, 2008

Ma einai dinaton?

Posted: Μαρτίου 19, 2008 in life

Ti eidous porwsi exoun kanei ta ellinika media  gia na gennithoun groupakia sto FACEBOOK me titlous opws :

MAKEDONIA IS GREEK – FACEBOOK PROTEST

I bet I can find 1,000,000 people who don’t want Turkey in the EU

THERE IS NO (FYROM) just Skopje or Bradaska, anything else just sucks..

GREECE IS MACEDONIA AND ALEXANDER THE GREAT IS GREEK

kai xtipane kai 4000 funs to kathena??

poso Brain wash exei pesei?

San tous xazous sta sxoleia pou didaskoun to korani pou kanoun pisw mpros san ta zava oli mera…

Eiste kala re xazomares? Pou kanete kai join the group?

telika xairomai para poli pou i moira m ekane na parw apostasi ap tin patrida kai ta apistefta blabla tis kai na dw kai na gnwrisw alles ethnikotites, sinitheies, anthrwpous, idiosigrasies…

Mi xeirotera.

Akou o Alexander the great was greek….

kai elega ki egw, na itan? na min itan…?

… et pourquoi?

Posted: Μαρτίου 18, 2008 in life

to telefteo savatokiriako mpikame me fanfares stin fasi tou «giati mama?».

Omologw oti eixa akousei apo aderfia filous kai gnwstous, allaaaaaaaaaaaa… einai entipwsiako to fenomeno!

Ma to Xristouli!

– ti kaneis mama?

– xehwrizw ta asiderwta giati tha rthei i kiria Mit na ta parei gia na ta siderwsei.

-giati?

-Giati otan plenoume ta rouxa, tsalakwnonte kai den einai omorfa etsi.

-giati?

-ti giati?

– giati den einai omorfa etsi?

-giati esena s’aresei to panteloni sou etsi? (to deixnw)

-nai, giati na min m aresei?

-……  

kai paei legontas gia kana tetarto afto to tropari.

Bradi, pame gia ipno ki anevenoume tin skala.

-avri tha pas stin Mammy (i giagia sta gallika) ki oxi sto sxoleio entaxei?

-giati oxi sto sxoleio?

-giati eise arwstos ki otan eimaste arwtoi den pame sto sxoleio

-giati?

-Giati mporei na kolisoume tous allous kai giati otan eimaste arwstoi theloume agalies kai filia ap tous goneis mas.

-giati?

– Giati esi den thes filia ap tin mama? protimas ap tin kiria Martine?

-oxi tin mama, alla giati oxi tin kiria marttine?

-Giati i kiria martine exei 20 pedia stin taxi tis kai den mporei na dwsei oooooooooli tis tin prosoxi se sena

-kai giati?

……. tha aftopirpolithw nomizw…

IKEA

Posted: Μαρτίου 14, 2008 in life

To xw paratisei to blogaki mou to xerw.

Alla den prolavenw na to kanw kai afto. An desmeftw KAI me afto, mallon tha katalixw na trww ap to paté tou gatou kai na vazw fwties dexia ki aristera gia na ta kapsw ola. Ton egefalo mou included.

Ena pasei periptwsei gia opion endiaferete, eimaste oloi kala, sinexizoume na xipname ap tis 5h30 kai etsi stis 9h30 to vradi eimaste san zwntanoi nekroi kai sernomaste mexri to krevati mas kakin kakws.

Oxi gia sex den milame pia alla oute gia psarema!

Krevataki, paplwmataki kai aaaaaaaaaaaaaa… panagitsa mou na xaplwsw ligo…!

Alla, omologw oti o mikros einai exeretika (sta plaisia tou exeretikou panta) kalos kai isixos, xipnaei, erxete na mou to pei o goulios, kai meta girizei pisw sto dwmatio tou kai ntraga-ntrougou ton akouw na pezei me ta pexnidia tou ap tis 5h30 to prwi ALLAAAAA… prosoxi prosoxi, OXI me ta pexnidia pou kanoun thorivo style to aftokinito tis Dora tis exerevnitrias pou tragoudaei kai lalaei san palavo, mono me ta LEGO kai me ta vivlia.

Kai molis akousei to radio ap to dwmatio mas fwnazei «mamaaaaaa! na patisw twra to koumpi?»

🙂 ti kalo pedi! ftou!

Tin deftera loipon, apofasisa -kai dietaxa- oti thelw kainourgia ntoulapa. Sto dwmatio mas. To opio anakenisame prin tria xronia -stin ousia xtisame giati afto pou ipirxe stin thesi tou to dialisame apo panw mexri katw- alla ntoulapa den valame entixismeni. Kai ektote zw enan efialti, mi sas ta polilogw.

Epeisa ton Valéry me F-O-V-E-R-A epixeirimata oti PREPEI na pame sto IKEA kai na tin paroume prin tin epomeni evdomada pou tha rthei i mama mou gia 3 vdomades kai tha xreiastoume extra xwro stis ntoulapes.

Peistike.

Dialexa pou lete -etsi sto ftero egw- tin ntoulapa PAX. Kai xthes to prwi, mou leei o Val «grapse mou pia kommatia thes na paw meta tin douleia na ta parw sta grigora, alla grapse ena ena kai kathara giati an girisw kai leipei kati tha sou parei o diaolos ton patera» -enoeite.

…. ki arxizw pou les i kali sou kai tou grafw.

Ntoulapa PAX, 2m, 379 evrw, me ependisi miso velanidia miso kathrefti. Thank you kai goodbye.

????? ti n afto? mou leei

I ntoulapa pou thelw, tou lew.

Eise treli? mou leei, i anapiri mentally? na xerw.

giati kale? oute kafe den eixa piei akomi ki eixa kai ton Noah na m anevenei kavala apo pisw ston kanape kai na mou vazei sta freskoxtenismena makria mallia mou ena skoufi agiou Vasili kai na to vriskei ki exwfrenika asteio.

xes pws ein afta…ekei pou eise etoimos na petaxeis to lap top katw, na xiseis apo panw ton kafe, na pareis to palto sou kai na peis me fanfares «sas egataleipw papares kai tous dio, vgalte ta pera monoi sas»

… alla kratiese.

kai to xanapernw apo kei pou to xa afisei.

Giati pedi mou tou lew na mai anapiri?

Den einai perigrafi ntoulapas -mou leei afto- afto einai resumé. I perigrafi einai stin selida 349 kai kei exeis ta kommatia ena ena kai les: Thelw 2 kathetes sanides tou tosou metrou se velanidia pou kanoun toso. Thelw ena sirtari tou tosou pou kanei toso.Tade reference. Thelw 5 sanidia orizontia…. kai ftiaxneis ntoulapa.

ai sixtir! (xtipima tou xeriou sto gonato kai ekplixi!)

sovara milas? na to kanw! ante fere ton katalogo kai tha sou pw amesws. Pies esi kafe, tha to meletisw…

…….. ta @@ mas kouniounte pou lete pali dexia ki aristera pou tha meletisw egw tin ntoulapa PAX. Kai tha vrw kai akri! prosexe! den einai mono i meleti, einai na vreis kai ta swsta megethi kathe fora na kolane to ena me to allo, giati ama arxisei na sinarmologei o kerveros kai dei oti i mia sanida einai 35ek ki alli 66ek, mavro fidi pou tha mas faei olous s afto to spiti.

Siniditopiw oti gia na ftiaxeis ntoulapa PAX sto IKEA, prepei na eise apofoitos METSOVIOU .

Toulaxiston.

oxi malakies.

Ki ante pou les, me ta polla, epelexa ta elements!

Perneis meta tilefwno kai rwtas… «ta exete afta se stock kale» ta exete…

pws ta pernw? pou stoa ftokinito me oooooli tin kali diathesi den mporw na valw 201ek sanida sin to ampalaz 210…

Sas noikiazoume mou leei fortigaki 5 evrw i wra gia tis 2 prwtes wres kai 25 evrw ap tin triti kai meta. Kai 200 evrw egiisi.

Ta fortwnete, pate mexri to spiti sas (60 xiliometra ap tin IKEA to spiti mas) ta XEfortwnete, erxeste pali pisw (alla 60 xiliometra) mas afinete to fortigaki, sas dinoume pisw ta 200 kai pernete to aftokinito sas kai fevgete.

…apla. Sas gamame to savato sas diladi. Ap to prwi mexri arga to apogevma.

Kai to pedi na to afisete kapou kai na to xanadeite to allo svatokiriako! afto sas exei gamithei outws i allws!

….

Avrio pou les, exei giorti sto sxoleio tou Noah, me krouasan kai kafe to prwi, voltoula sto dasos kai mountain bike gia ta megalitera, pitsa to mesimeri kai trapezia exw (mazevoun lefta etsi ta edw sxoleia) kai nomizw pws anti na spasoun ta nevra mas sto ikea, mallon tha pame na fame kai na pioume me to pedi mas. Standar.

afto DEN mporw

Posted: Μαρτίου 3, 2008 in life

Ideologika kai mono na t’afisw na perasei etsi…

Ipothetw pws to eidate stin elliniki tileorasi, alla epeidi mporei kai oxi to parathetw giati petaei ta matia exw.

Kai metafrazw gia osous den katalavenoun:

O Sarcozy pigenei se Agrotiki Ekthesi. Xeretoures, xeretours, kalimera, efxaristw, geia sas, kalimera ..etc.

Ftanei mprosta se enan gero o opios tou leei:

mi m’akoumpas! » tha me lerwseis!»

ki apanataei o proedros

«fige tote apo dw re paliomalaka! «

…. Einai dinaton? Einai geloios? agnoei oti ton akolouthoune kameres? Einai malakas??

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