Αρχείο για Οκτώβριος, 2007

Girizontas tin selida

Posted: Οκτώβριος 30, 2007 in life

Afierwmeno stis Brixelles pou afisa pisw, aftes pou me sinodepsan ta teleftea 7 xronia.
Giati otan ta akouw, vlepw tous dromous tis. Kai giati tin agapisa vatheia, pragmatika. Kai efxaristw tin zwi pou me perase apo kei…

Raphael. Caravan.


money money money

Posted: Οκτώβριος 29, 2007 in life

teleiwsa me tin douleia, ki elava tin apozimiwsi.

e loipon 2 pragmata.

I prwti mou skepsi itan «koita na deis pou iparxoun anthrwpoi pou afto to poso to lavenoun kathe mina re pousti!»

defteron piga sto IKEA kai ta gamisa ti mana!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii ti kala pou eniwsa!!


ta agapimena mou!

Posted: Οκτώβριος 25, 2007 in life

meta apo prosklisi tou laxanakiou, voila t agapimena mou:





to kokino zesto zesto xontro mou pontcho…

to body butter almond tou Body shop giati den exw logia…

o doudou tou giou mou gia ola osa antiproswpevei…

ta keria giati monimws sigokew ena kapou sto spiti…

to arwmataki mou tis tsantas, to perifimo wanna be patchouli tis «rserve naturelle». thespesio!

To telefteo mou kolie, to opio einai metaiko men, elastiko de, to strifogirnas opws thes kai pernei oti periergo sxima thes. Mexri kompos ginete.

To pantatif «Mother» pou mou kane dwro i Bouboulina otan gennisa ki ektote to foraw entelws perifani, opws i Carrie Bradsow to diko tis.

To roloi mou Nautica. To LATREPSA molis to eida, einai terastio kai thimizei palio naftiko roloi. Mou pire 6 mines na to parw apofasi alla to foraw akomi kai sto ipno!!

Kai telos ta vraxiolakia mou, agorasmena prin 2-3 xronia sta duty free tou Venizelos pou akoma agapw idietera gia ta xrwmata tous. Wxres kai vatheia kokina.

I call Madame Patsiouri and Julia Dream na kanoun to idio TWRA!! eipa…


Posted: Οκτώβριος 25, 2007 in life

Apo to blog tou GHISROY.COM


8 ways to drive a graphic designer mad.

As everyone knows, graphic designers are the reason there are so many wars in this world. They get inside our heads with their subliminal advertising, force us against our will to spend money on the worst pieces of shit, and eventually, drive us to depression and random acts of violence. And of course, most of them are communists.

So to do my part to save the world from them, i made a list of things you can do when working with a graphic designer, to assure that they have a burn-out and leave this business FOREVER.

1-Microsoft Office
When you have to send a graphic designer a document, make sure it’s made with a program from Microsoft Office. PC version if possible. If you have to send pictures, you’ll have more success in driving them mad if, instead of just sending a jpeg or a raw camera file, you embed the pictures inside a Microsoft Office document like Word or Powerpoint. Don’t forget to lower the resolution to 72 dpi so that they’ll have to contact you again for a higher quality version. When you send them the «higher» version, make sure the size is at least 50% smaller. And if you’re using email to send the pictures, forget the attatchment once in a while.

If the graphic designer chooses Helvetica for a font, ask for Arial. If he chooses Arial, ask for Comic Sans. If he chooses Comic Sans, he’s already half-insane, so your job’s half done.

3-More is better
Let’s say you want a newsletter designed. Graphic designers will always try to leave white space everywhere. Large margins, the leading and kerning of text, etc. They will tell you that they do this because it’s easier to read, and leads to a more clean, professional look. But do not believe those lies. The reason they do this is to make the document bigger, with more pages, so that it costs you more at the print shop. Why do they do it? Because graphic designers hate you. They also eat babies. Uncooked, raw baby meat.
So make sure you ask them to put smaller margins and really, really small text. Many different fonts are also suggested (bonus if you ask for Comic Sans, Arial or Sand). Ask for clipart. Ask for many pictures (if you don’t know how to send them, refer to #1). They will try to argument, and defend their choices but don’t worry, in the end the client is always right and they will bow to your many requests.4-Logos
If you have to send a graphic designer a logo for a particular project, let’s say of a sponsor or partner, be sure to have it really really small and in a low-res gif or jpeg format. Again, bonus points if you insert it in a Word document before sending it. Now you might think that would be enough but if you really want to be successful in lowering the mental stability of a graphic designer, do your best to send a version of the logo over a hard to cut-out background. Black or white backgrounds should be avoided, as they are easy to cut-out with the darken or lighten layer style in photoshop. Once the graphic designer is done working on that bitmap logo, tell him you need it to be bigger.

If you need a custom made logo, make your own sketches on a napkin. Or better yet, make your 9 year old kid draw it. Your sketch shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes to make. You don’t want to make something that’s detailed and easy to understand, because the less the designer understands what you want, the more you can make him change things afterwards. Never accept the first logo. Never accept the 9th, make him do many changes, colors, fonts & clip art. Ask him to add a picture in the logo. Bevels. Gradients. Comic Sans. And when he’s at his 10th attempt, tell him that you like the 2nd one the most. I know, it’s mean but remember: graphic designers are the cause of breast cancer among middle aged women.

5-Chosing your words
When describing what you want in a design, make sure to use terms that don’t really mean anything. Terms like «jazz it up a bit» or «can you make it more webbish?». «I would like the design to be beautiful» or «I prefer nice graphics, graphics that, you know, when you look at them you go: Those are nice graphics.» are other options. Don’t feel bad about it, you’ve got the right. In fact, it’s your duty because we all know that on fullmoons, graphic designers shapeshift into werewolves.

The best way for you to pick colors (because you don’t want to let the graphic designer choose) is to write random colors on pieces of paper, put them in a hat and choose. The graphic designer will suggest to stay with 2-3 main colors at the most, but no. Choose as many as you like, and make sure to do the hat thing in front of him. While doing it, sing a very annoying song.
When it’s your turn to approve the design, take your time. There is no rush. Take two days. Take six. Just as long as when the deadline of the project approaches, you get back to the designer with more corrections and changes that he has time to make. After all, graphic designers are responsible for the 911 attacks.
8-Finish him
After you’ve applied this list on your victim, it is part of human nature (although some would argue weather they’re human or not) to get a bit insecure. As he realises that he just can’t satisfy your needs, the graphic designer will most likely abandon all hopes of winning an argument and will just do whatever you tell him to do, without question. You want that in purple? Purple it is. Six different fonts? Sure!
You would think that at this point you have won, but don’t forget the goal of this: he has to quit this business. So be ready for the final blow: When making final decisions on colors, shapes, fonts, etc, tell him that you are disappointed by his lack of initiative. Tell him that after all, he is the designer and that he should be the one to put his expertise and talent at work, not you. That you were expecting more output and advices about design from him.

Tell him you’ve had enough with his lack of creativity and that you would rather do your own layouts on Publisher instead of paying for his services. And there you go. You should have graphic designer all tucked into a straight jacket in no time!


to postaki afierwnete stin Maria! egw eimai diakopes…. 🙂

turning the page

Posted: Οκτώβριος 19, 2007 in life

simera girizw selida, alazw kefalaio…


6 xronia douleias edw mesa kleinoun simera. Ola kala. Pame gi alla!!

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ki afto! ki afto kai meta stamataw me ta videa!!

Posted: Οκτώβριος 17, 2007 in life

alla den mporousa na t’afisw na perasei etsi!! 🙂

Ermi talepwria mou!!!!

Posted: Οκτώβριος 17, 2007 in life

Milame gia paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaara poli gelio!

…. kai to allo dipla otan leme xestike enooume den dinei dekara oxi asteia!!!