PANE 3 MERES POU TIN EXW LIWSEI (KYRIOLEKTIKA)
ME APLA LOGIA THA DINA KAI TO VRAKI MOU GIA ENA AKOMI TETOIO KOUTAKI. 🙂
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Αρχείο για Ιανουαρίου, 2008
Dialogos:
Noah: mama na valw to mpoufan na pame stin giagia?
egw: ….. pote agapi mou? twra? na kanoume ti?
N : Na tis kopsw to daxtilo!
E: !!!!!!!! …… (vlepw oti kikloforei me mia plastiki mple tanalia sto xeri ap ta ergaleia tou kai kanei taxamou oti sfiggei to daxtilo tou kai «hop»hop»hop»)
Tha einai diskolo twra Noah, i giagia menei poli makria, kopsto diko mou to daxtilo! 🙂
N: giati? giati menei makria? egw thelw na paw stin giagia kai ston papou. Prepei na paroume aeroplano?
E: nai, prepei n aparoume aeroplano.
Paei sto mpanio, pernei to skalopataki tou kai to vazei mprosta sto parathiro. Koitaei ton ourano.
N: na! ena aeroplano! N anevoume?
E: den mporoume kardia mou! pws th anevoume? einai psila, petaei…prepei na perimenoume na katevei, na prosgeiwthei kai meta n anevouem sto aeroplano.
3 lepta meta.
N: nato ! katevenei sou lew to vlepw!
E: oxi nonito mou, mporei na tou parei poli kairo gia na katevei…mporei kai mines!!! (ti na pw i kakomoira???) exoume kairo akomi…
N: Nai alla egw den ta fovame t aeroplana mama! na pame stin giagia sou lew!
E: tha pame kardia mou, alla argotera.
…
N: kala, tote na valw tin zaketa kai an pame stin Soula? Souuuuuulaaaaa! (fwnazei)
E: oute stin soula mporoume na pame twra Nonito. I soula menei dipla stin giagia. Tha pame stin Soula otan tha pame kai stin giagia.
N: stin molly? (Molly, i theia mou i Mairi kanonika)
E: kai stin Molly tha pame.
N: kala, egw tha meinw edw na koitaxw mipws katevei t aeroplano.
E: ….. kala…. meine ekei kai koita an thes…
Ektote, exei ginei san to anekdoto me to skouliki. Oti kai na kanoume, teleiwnei me tin frasi «egw mama den fovame to aeropkano to xereis? » to xerw. To katalava. To empedwsa.
Xthes mesimeri, koimomaste mazi ston xenwna.
Xipnaei xafnika, me koitaei:
N: paw na valw zaketa mama.
E: …????? (agouroxipnimeni) gia na pas pou pali???
N: Sikw na pame ston Memi! (aderfos mou stin glwssa tou Noah)
E:…. wx!wx!ffff….. twra kardia mou thes na pame ston Memi? ti na kanouem ston Memi pali mesimeraitika? tha koimate…
N: Na tou kopsw to daxtilo!
E: pigene kopse tou mpampa, to idio kanei!!!
N: oxi, thelw na paw ston memi.
Sikwnete kai fevgei ap to dwmatio, paei sto xwl, travaei tin zaketa ap tin kremastra.
E: Noah! prepei na paroume aeroplano kai gai ton Memi kardia mou!
N: ma giati mama den mporoume na pame ston memi! afou den fovame t aeroplana!!!!
… arxizw na ta psilopezw me to olo thema! kalo kouragio na xoume…!!
Noemvrios, mia nixta kria kai vroxeri stin Larisa.
Mia treli me pontso exei rdv gia ena poto stin zoula afou exei koimitsei ton mikro
Egw.
Ela omws pou tin exei kopsei Lorda! kai prin paei gia poto leei na paei gia souvlakia!
Parkarei loipon sto parking tou agiou Vlisariou (LOIPON, edw tha kanw ena mikro dealeima kai tha pw stous sigxronous Lariseous pou diavazoun na mi me prizoun me kainourgia onomata gia tha dagwsw. EGW EXW FIGEI AP TO 91 gege?
O Agios Vlisarios loipon prin ginei Xlidato parking «plateias den thimame pws tin lene» me wow sintrivania, itan mia plateioula aspri pou ekane stasi to astiko 1 kai itan poliiiiii makria ap to spiti mas kai emene ekei konta mia fili tis mamas mou. Afta exw gw kata nou sxetika me tin perioxi. sinexizw…)
a! plateia Laou tin lene!!! to vrika! 🙂
Sinexizw….
Parkarei pou lete sto xlidato kainourgio parking tou AGIOU VLISARIOU, me ta 5 evrw tin wra, kai arxizei na pigenei trexati pros to kentro dioti therizei o aeras kai to krio.
Stamataei stin odo Panos… apenanti to kafe «den thimame pali pws to lene alla einai sta poli panw tou» mpimpa ston kosmo, toso pou exei fatses kolimenes sta tzamia.
Apenanti ena …. aprosdioristo… kati se poli skoteini souvlakeri mou kanei…
Plisiazei kai sprwxnei tin palia porta – signwmi, vintange enoousa-.
Skoteino perivalon, Lanternes marokines kremonte ap ta tavania, kati perierga xalkomproutzina tzatzala pantou girw girw… proxwrimeni diakosmisi me tampelitses olo xioumor sxedon pantou….
na nai gia souvlakia? na nai gia tipota allo? eimai kai sxetika asxeti pia me to kentro kai ta magazia tis polis…
Kai akolouthei o exis absurde dialogos!!
-«kalispera, exete mpifteki se pita?»
-«pita araviki? pita kipriaki? pita elliniki? pita livaneziki?»
……… sok. prospathw na katalavw ti apofaseis exw na parw xafnika s aftin tin zwi enw gourgourizei i kilitsa mou.
-«…mmmbrft…fff…..dddeeeeeeeee elliniki tha elega egw…»
-«mpifteki xirino? mpifteki mosxarisio? mpifteki anamikto? mpifteki apo kotopoulo?»
-…. ..» xerw gw re megale…anamikto! …. »
eimai sxetika afwni kai sokarismeni.
Allaaaaa! den fenete!!!
Dignity.
«me laxano, kalampoki, kremidi, ntomata, patates, ap ola i kati allo?»
«me ap ola, se kati poli klassiko. Kremidi-tzatziki-patates. Ginete?? »
egw tourist! Thelei Giro pita re gamw ti theia tou vradiatika!!!!
«patates tiganites i sta karvouna?»
-???????????????? ti enoeite sta karvouna?????? exw arxisei kai aposintitheme pleon.
–«komenes san tiganites alla psimenes sta karvouna»
– oxi, tiganites. Kanonika.
SAS PARAKALW….sas parakalw……sas parakalw…. ena giro pita…
«Kathiste.»
I ATAKA TIS VRADIAS… egw.
-«tha me rwtisete kati allo??»
«…..oxi …!»
Doxa ton Ipsisto…
tok!tok!tok!(xtipima daxtilou sto minigi)
den pame kala!…
Itan kapote enas theioulis dipla ap to dikastiko megaro, pou empenes, eleges «ena mpifteki pita» kai sto ftiaxne se 36 defterolepta xwris defteri kouventa! kai prolavenes KAI NA FAS, kai na pas sto frontistirio xwris kathisterisi.
twra xese me an exeis rdv mexri na apantiseis ston «ekatomiriouxo» gia na fas ena rimadompifteki.
xwris tsigaro.
To kapnisma oute pou mou pernaei pia ap ton nou.
To fagito omws…..
pwwwwwwwwwwwwww pw adelfia.
To ti thelw na katavroxthisw einai apistefto.
An mporousa na valw sokolates se endoflevia na isixasei to kefali mou!
Otan tha xtipisw 180 kila tha xanarxisw ta marlboro. Ok.
Shmeiwste mia alitheia.
Actually, zugizw 56,5 kila.
Tha ta xanapoume se 15 meres pou tha ginei nip tuck
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Kai meta paw mia volta ap to blog tou naftilou kai diavazw tis antoxes tou kai tin pali tou gia na stisei tin kori tou sta podia tis -kai tha to kataferei apo peisma ki agapi-, kai erxomai kai sinerxomai, ki efxaristw ton kalo theo gia osa exw, kai den paraponieme pia gia tipota.
Ntrepomai na sas pw dimosia oti simera, ipoxrewsa ton gio mou na meinei sto krevati tou xwris na vgalei axna kai xwris n’ anapsei lampes kai lampakia gia 2 wres me to roloi.
Pragma pou thewrw vasanistirio giati egw an den nistazw DEN mporw na xouzourepsw. M’arwstenei to na mai between ipnou kai xipniou san fitoulas gia wres kai s afto mou moiazei.
Kai prin m arxisete stis grigores exigoume.
Prwton, pane 12 meres pou stamatisa to kapnisma kai einai sigouro oti … eimai ligo dinamitaki.
Prospathw na min to vgalw afto se athwous to dinaton perisotero.
Einai omws gegonos oti me epireazei. To niwthw.
O Noah apo panta xipnouse nwris kai sixna pikna exei kolimatakia me ton ipno.
Koimate efkola kai xwris polla-polla, alla kata periodous opws ola ta pedakia, o ipnos tou kai oi wres tou tarazontai gia xilious logous.
To xipnima tou omws, apo tote pou ton thimame, pezei apo to na sikwthei stis 6 ews 6h30 to prwi.
Kathimerines, savatokiriaka, argies, eite koimithikes arga eite koimithikes vwris tin proigoumeni.
Afto apo mono tou einai KAI agxwtiko kai kourastiko. Einai mia anapiria.
Agxwtiko kai anapiriko giati opote kaleis anthrwpo sto spiti gia fagito i poto ki exei paei 12 tin nixta, se zwnoun ta fidia tou pote tha figei, pote tha mazepseis pote tha xaplwseis kai pote tha koimitheis kai posi wra sou meine. 2 wres? 3 wres? prin paei 6h00…
Na figoume savatokiriako me filous kapou? pou? kapou pou oi toixoi na einai apo beton arme kai na min akougomaste? den iparxei allos tropos ektos an oi filoi theloun na mathoun na ftiaxnoun pswmia san tous fournarides ap tis 4h30.
ki afto einai VARI re gamwto!
Giati eise anthrwpos! kai thes tous kai tous filous kai na pieis kai na fas kai na gelaseis kai panw ap ola thes na koimitheis. Se logika epipeda. Mexri tis 8 re pedi mou… Oxi tipota trela pragmata…
6 to prwi to xeimwna edw, einai nixta mavri.
Ton genari ximerwnei sxedon stis 9 to prwi.
Xes ti tha pei na eise 3 wres xipnios sta skotadia? KATHE MERA TIS ZWIS SOU??
Diladi imarton.
Ton telefteo kairo de, pirame kai parasimo… pame olo kai pros to kalitero…
Paei twra kanas minas pou xipnaei olo kai nwritera.
Tin teleftea vdomada xtipaei 4h30 me 5 vareia.
Kai vevea den dianoeitei oti mporei na xipnisei o idios xwris na xipnisei aparetita to simpan…
Exw valei ta panta sto dwmatio tou.
Komodino me lampa na tin anavei monos tou, nero, mpiskotaki, pexnidia, pazl, vivlia, markadorous me xartia, mexri kai to forito dvd me etoimo kinoumeno to opoio den exw apolitws kanena provlima na valw kai na girisw na xankoimithw kamia wra.
ante na kerdisw…. misi wra vareia me ola afta.
Paei ki erxete ap to krevati tou sto diko mas me kati vimata pou trizei to parke kai to krevati mazi. Trexontas!
Einai exwfrenika eknevristiko pia. Exwfrenika. Diladi xtipane kokino ta nevra mou.
Simera loipon, ta pira poli asixima – ki o Val enoeite- kai ton xanagirisa sto krevati tou.
Stin arxi laou-laou kai me poli bla-bla kai to pigame crechento oso pernouse i wra ws pou ourliazame kai den itan kan 6 to prwi otan simvenan ola afta!
Ton ipoxrewsa na meinei xaplwmenos kai na kleisei matia kai dilwsa oti prin paei 7 i wra, egw den sikwnomai.
Pou tha paei lew… ap tis 5 para tetarto xipnios tha ta pexei kapia stigmi, tha koimithei. Exasa, kai ta pira akomi xeirotera.
Den mporw pedia. Den mporw na to afisw na perasei etsi…
Einai PARA POLI KALO KAI SINERGASIMO PEDAKI.
Einai xaroumeno ki evgeniko kai me poli xioumor. Tragoudaei kai xorevei oli mera.
Alla …einai monaxogios kai kakomathimenos. Milame gia sapila! oxi apla xaidemenos.
Kai den ton vasanizw giati me lene cruela.
Ton vasanizw panw ap ola, giati me to na xipnaei stis 5 to prwi, einai ptwma idi ap tis 9.
Me apotelesma na min mporei na xarei o idios oute tin mera tou, oute ta pexnidia tou, oute tous filous tou ston pediko.
Viologika milwntas, den mporei na simetexei opws ena pedaki pou kalokoimithike mexri tis 8, otan o Noah exei idi 4 wres orthios pisw tou.
Ta pernw asxima na ton vlepw na sernete stis 10 to prwi -dioti einai molis 2,5 etwn etsi? xreiazete 12 wres ipno tin imera viologika gia na paei parapera s aftin tin ilikia kai min milisoume gia tin anaptixi tou episis.
An stis 10 einai routalo, stis 12 pou servirete to fagito ston pediko kai ola ta pedakia trwne, o Noah trwei to miso kai apokeimiete panw sto piato tou. ARA kai ekei prokalei provlima to xipnima tou.
Se 3 vdomades apo twra arxizei sxoleio. Terma o pedikos. Mi me pwtate leptomereies, velgiko sistima, apo 2,5 mporoun n arxisoun propronipia.
Sto sxoleio, den einai ipoxrewtikos o mesimerianos ipnos opws ston pediko pou xtipane kati wrea diora kai sinerxontai.
Sto sxoleio koimounte ana theloun ki oxi panw apo mia wra.
DEN mporw egw na steilw pedi sto sxoleio stis 8h30 pou nai xipnio ap tis 5 giati etsi tou kathete…! ti leme twra…??
Thelw na mathei na akouei.
Kai mi marxisei kaneis me fisiotherapeftes eidikevmenous, psixologous gia pedia, osteopathitikous kai tetoia.
ARNOUMAI.
I mana mou den me kouvalise se papades kathe fora pou eixa kolimata kai den esthanomai idietera tavmatismeno pedaki.
Den prokeite na tou to paw laou-laou pali. Exw diavasei oti vivlio milaei gia pedia kai anatrofes, apo opion sigrafea theleis, me simvoules sta forums kai alla.
TELOS.
Tha to paroume ap tin anthrwpini plevra to pragma. Poli ton xaidepsame.
Den thes na katalaveis? Tha katalaveis estw ki an xreiastei na meinw aipni mia vdomada.
Alla ap to krevati sou mes tin mavri nixta DEN XANASIKWNESE.
Telos.
Episis thelw na katalavei me opiondipote tropo, estw kai microchip mes ton egefalo, tin enoia tou sevasmou. Oxi me ton idio tropo pou tha ton katanoisei sta 8, alla apla.
Den thelw na mas xipnaei kathe fora ap tis 5 tin nixta giati o Noah thewrise, oti koimoithikame arketa kai twra pame katw na kanoume kafe kai gala kai na doume DORA.
To epexa to pexnidi arketo kairo giati eimai ellinida mana sta gonidia kai to pedi mou einai i kori twn matiwn mou.
Alla den exoume allo….
Exw kainourgia douleia edw kai 2 mines. Exw wrario 9 me 5h30 kai meta to fagito sxedon me pernei o ipnos sto computer. Anagazomai na sikwthw na perpatisw estw mexri tin toualeta gia na min pesw panw sto pliktrologio…
Kathe mera xipnia ap tis 5? Tha xasw agw tin douleia mou gia na min stenaxwrethei kai katapatithei to aggeloudi mou?
re ante apo dw! Kai ti tha faei to aggeloudi mou meta otan tha mai sto epidoma alla tha mporw na koimame ta mesimeria?
Idou pou vriskomaste. Simera an m evlepe kaneis sto aftokinito to pwi, tha lege einai treli.
Pigena carrefour me ton mikro, itan 10 to prwi kai vevea mes to aftokinito ton pernei o ipnos sta 3 lepta.
Tou to xw omws taxei apo to prwi-prwi oti an DEN koimithei stin wra tou (5h30) tha xanakleisei mati AFOU faei, diladi kata tis 1 to mesimeri ki oti an tolmisei na glarwsei i na na ton dw na sernete sta patwmata me mirla olo to prwi, tha faei mia sto pwpw kai tha perasei to prwino tou stin gwnia. Kai to enow. ENTELWS.
Mes to aftokinito egw me terma mousiki kai na tragoudaw KATHE fora pou glarwne to mati tou. Kai petagotan. kai ante pali. kai xanapetagotan.
Kai to thewrw kineziko vaanistirio. Kai lipame poli pou to kanw. ALLAAAAAAAAA….. afto akrivws kanei ki aftos kathe prwi me mas edw kai vdomades.
Kai to xoume palepsei me xilious malakoulides tropous prin ftasoume sta oria mas. Tis kourasis kai tis ipomonis.
Kai paw stoixima oti avrio to prwi pali tha skotwnomaste kata tis 5 kai ta perna apo twra san t anekdoto me ton grilo re gamwwwwwto….
To na eise gennimenos animera xristougenna, einai ena provlima.
Otan eisai mikros den mporeis pote na pareis glika stin taxi gia na mathoun oloi oti exeis ta genethleia sou, na kanei ton giro tou sxoleiou kai na eise thea sta deialeimata toulaxiston gia mia mera ton xrono opou oloi tha sou efxontai fwnaxta Happy birthdday.
To poli kalo omws otan eise mikros kai exeis genethleia animera ntagla mes ta xristougenna, einai oti exeis magika genethleia!
Eise i vasilisa tis meras, ta genethleia sou ta giortazeis panta me elato, fwtakia pantou, poutiges siropiastes kai melomakarona, ton mikro timpanisti kai genika efxes kai kali diathesi. a! KAI gemisi me kastana mes ton kolo tis galopoulas! the best of the best.
Otan eimoun loipon pedi, ipirxan kapia pragmata pou epanalamvantontan kathe xrono ki afto itan pou ekane to olo skiniko magiko.
To elato, to eferne panta o mpampas sto spiti, apo tin kali porta, tin mprostini oxi tis kouzinas.
To elato, mirize elato kai exane kai tis velones tou TOTE.
To stolizame panta girw stis 20 tou mina giati sta 70’s ta xristougenna peftan panta teli dekemvriou ki oxi ap tis 6 noemvriou opws twra.
Anevename panw stin apothiki kai pername to kouti me tis mpales. Akoma tis vlepw mprosta mou. Mia kokini me ena vathoulwto sxedio san plise, megales kai makries se sxima dakri, i korifi epanw-epanw pou panta tin evaze o mpampas.
tote den eixe pseftika xionia i sprei. Vazame vamvaki sta kladia. Kaname kai stencil sta tzamia me aspro sprei… (afto meta gia na vgei ithele tamata).
Vazame asimenia «vroxi» ki ola afta TOTE den mas fenontan kaholou kitch.
Ki apo katw i terastia fatni tis mamas mou me agalmatakia pou ftanan ta10-15 ek to kathena kai alithino axiro!
To ftiaxname panta me mousiki xristougenniatiki apo pisw. PANTA. Afto de, to kanw akomi.
To vraidi anavame ta fwtakia kai ta afiname anamena mexri ta theofania xwris idietero agxos gia fwtia…
To vradi tis 20is dekemvriou pigena gia ipno kateftixeis giati ap to krevati mou mporousa na to vlepw n anavosvinei, kai giati tin nixta (panta) tha rxotan o aderfos mou apo Athina.
Panta nixta , eite pasxa eite xristougenna, nixta erxotan!
Me ton T. exoume 10 xronia diafora ilikias , ara sta 8 mou itan idi sto politexneio tis Athinas otan egw imoun sto 9o dimotiko larisas.
To prwi pou xipnousa koitousa sto saloni…to dentro anavosvine, kaiiiiiiiiiiiiii….kapios koimotan ston kanape!!!
Erxotan i mama, «ssssssshh irthe arga, min to xipnas, aston na koimithei» kai m aftin tin frasi, ta xristougenna mou mporousan na xekinisoun!
Ta xristougenna stin Larisa eixe panta omixli. Logo tou Pineiou. Igrasia karga, ara omixli.
Omixli pou sta matia mou itan san filtro oneirou ston fako mou!
Evlepa ta fwtakia tis kentrikis palteias san se oneiro, ki afto mexri arga, efivi sxedon eikosara akomi etsi ta vlepa. Kai goustara akomi perisotero!
Ta belgika xristougenna …einai voreia xristougenna! Ta Xristougenna axizei ton kopo na ta ziseis edw, ston vora.
To pasxa parta ta podia sou ston omous kai kopana tin! asizititi!
Alla ta xristougenna…. einai xionismena, exei xristougenniatikes agores opou vretheis ki opou statheis. Ta spitia einai fwtismena ola ap exw alla den einai mpalkonia…einai kipoi stolismenoi…
Pinoume zesto krasi kai oi agiovasilides perimenoun ta pedia se kathe xristougenniatiki agora me mpalonia se sxima skilou/elafiou/xifous….pou ta kanoun mprosta tous…
ta pedia pezoun se lekanes gemates me nero kai papia me dwra pou epipleounme stoxo na t arpaxoun me ta kalamia tou pasrematos..
exei mageia edw aftin i giorti…
megalwnontas omws, siniditopieisa oti i mera twn genethleiwn mou apo magiki egine thliveri.
Ti katara ki afti na xeis ta genethleia sou mia mera giortis opou sxedon ofeileis na eise kalodiathetos me falalalalaaaaaaa lalalalaaaaaa kai giortes girw girw….
Opou an stravoxipniseis kai trexei ki i miti sou, eise na se klain oi reges kakomoira pou eise kakomoutsouni tetoia mera kai sta genethleia sou kiolas!
…goumara…
Gia na min sou pw oti an sou laxei kai tsakwtheis kai me ton gomeno animera, oxi apla tsakwthikes xristougenniatika, alla kapaki tsakwthikes ki animera sta genethleia sou!! malaka mou… bravo!
Opou kanenas filos den einai efkeros na rthei sta genethleia sou dioti i mera kalei na eise me tin oikogeneia sou…
Kai ti na kaneis? na plakwseis tis vodkes kai ta krasia stis 10 to prwi gia na prolavoun oloi na rthoun kamia wra? den lei…me ti moutra tha pas na peis xronia polla stin giagia sou kai na fas arnaki me patatoules meta…
Ap to mesimeri kai meta de, oloi einai stin xwnepsi, kaneis den vgenei exw, to kentro einai mia erimia…kai genika einai san tin mera tis marmotas ena prama!
Edw de sto Belgio pou o kosmos giortazei ta xristougenna stis 24 to vradi (revegionarei ) stis 25 eimaste oloi me kati hung-over pou se ponan kai ta malia akoma, me kati stomaxia gia klammata, kai to mono pou den skeftese einai na xanafas kai na xanapieis….
Ara, aderfia mou alites poulia pou ste gennimenoi mes tis giortes twn xristougennwn, glentiste to mexri ta 15 sas, giati meta stravwnei to prama! Garantee!
Ante kai kali mas xonia! me ugeia kai lefta! kai agapi nteeeee….
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