Αρχείο για Απρίλιος 29, 2008

pasxa abroad

Posted: Απρίλιος 29, 2008 in life

To thetiko otan kaneis pasxa sto exwteriko einai oti den thimase aparetita oti einai megali pempti kai trws Big MAC sto Mac Donald xwris kamia tipsi (afou den to thimase leme!!) kai xwris fonika vlemmata apo kanena.

Ase pou kai to kreataki einai freskotato. ….. se sxesi me afto tou mac Donald stin ellada tin megali pempti toulaxiston.

To arnhtiko einai oti tin kiriaki tou pasxa an DEN vrexei DEN dinase na psiseis olokliro arni stin avli dioti 1) pou dialo na to vreis kai 2) tha fwnaxoun oi geitones ta pirosvestika.

Den trws mageiritsa ki an tolmiseis kai vreis kapou (opws egw) kai peis fwnaxta «thelw ki allo piato kiria Anastasia! ki allo!! exei??» se koitane oi Belgoi me mia xini mouri pou trexei mexri katw sta patwmata. Ena melange apo «kakomoira, s’aftin tin tritokosmiki xwra pou megalwses me ta plekta ta petsetakia panw ap tin tileorasi den eixate steak na fate kai megalwsate me sikwtia. Emeis ta dinoume ston skilo mas»

Kai vevea pios tous g****.

Profanws kaneis gi afto kai den kourkoutaei pia to ermo. (ek tou kourkoutaw – kourkoutw)

Kai gia bonus, douleveis tin deftera san na min egine tipota enw oloi i ipoloipi ellines pou meinan eis ta patria to xiiiiiiiiiiiiinoun.

I kiriaki tou pasxa loipon edw einai metrios metria apo thema ethimwn ki afou den exoume faei 10 kila arni/petsa/kokoretsi/kempapia/avga/tsipra ktl to mesimeri leitourgoume akomi. Kanonika diladi.

Eimaste ikanoi na katahrisoume/pexoume/milisoume/trexoume… ap ola.

En antithesi me otan kanoume pasxa stin Larisa opou to mesimeri eimaste san ta gatia ston ilio, xapla anaskela anikanoi entelws na koinithoume oti kai na ginei. Pou an thelisoun pote oi Tourkoi/skopianoi na mas paroun tin patrida den exoun para na mpoukaroun mia kiriaki tou pasxa mesimeri kai tha mas paroun kai ta vrakia mazi. Kai isa pou tha anoigokleisoume to vlefaro. ki afto poli xalara…

fetos loipon pou den katevika, mou leipsan ola ki oloi anexeretws. Mou leipsan oi mirwdies (tis mageiritsas re gamwti!!) kai to ixeio tou papa tis agias triadas pou to vgazei kathe pasxa axw ap tin ekklisia kai vazei ta volume sto terma kai mas pernei kai mas sikwnei kai mas afinei apotoma!

Persi gia na koimisw ton mikro tragoudousa toso dinata gia na kalipsw ton papa pou mono pou den sikwthike na rixei ki ena tektonik o mikros. Frikara.

Stin Larisa tin megali paraskevi, molis teleiwsei o epitafios (vasika poli prin alla stelnoume enan na krataei to trapezi kai kapnizei monos) vgenoume oloi san tous lisasmenous kai plakwnomaste sta tsipra.

Exw ginete tis kakomoiras. Kosmos, laos, pedia kai neoi goneis, fwnes…mono penthos den exei aftin i poli!

Tis po**** ginete.

Ta ouzeri tiga, oi kilies tiga, ta sikwtia se saturation entelws. (ta dika mas oxi tou arniou)

Wreo perivalon! gamwti…

To savato sto diko mou spiti ftiaxnoume mageiritsa ap t agria xaramata.

Xipnas ki anti na miriseis kafe mirizeis entera. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai! ti wrea!

Otan to ezise afto o Belgos antras mou den ixere apo pia meria na pesei. Egerne apo dw…egerne apo kei…

poli xalia. Ton lipithika gia liga lepta.

Tin opoia kai katavroxthizoume me lissa mes tin mavri nixta vevea opws oloi. Mexri na fas, na pieis, na tsougriseis kana avgo…exei paei 2 i wra ki akoma to paleveis gia ipno.

Stis 7 TO POLI, o mpampas mou varaei seirines sinagermou gia na sikwthoume/plithoume/ntithoume/exoume piei i dinaton kafe i an oxi tha ton pioume enw souvlizoume arnia me to ena xeri dioti «em pote tha to psisoume? stis 9? kai pote tha to fas??»

Swstos.

Otan eisai gineka… s’afinei kai ligo laska vevea… pineis kana kafe sto skalopati koitazontas me misokleisto -alla makigiarismeno-mati aftous pou palevoun na perasoun tin souvla ap to kefali tou arniou enw kanei «klak» kai einai kati antikeimenika ENTELWS FRIKALEO an to kaloskefteis… kai den exeis piei akoma kala to kafe m olo afto to grand guignol theama.

Kai meta girnas to arni eis to apeiro. Dioti sto diko mou patriko spiti «opoios den girisei den trwei». leei o mpampas mou.  Kai trws ena arni!

…. kai telikai panta etsi, oso ta xoume mprosta sta matia mas den ta vlepoume…

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