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I agorina mou exei megalwsei pia, exei apopsi, nevra, orexi gia xadia, vazei Gel sta malia (i mallon zitaei na tou valw gel sta malia), exi filous dikous tou sto sxoleio, aravwnistikia, emathe pia na leei «efxaristw, parakalw, kalimera, kalispera, kalinixta» xwris na tou to zitame emeis, afomoiwthike pia ki egine ena kalo ki evgeniko reflex, zitaei ap ton Ai Vasili ta prwta tou Playmoil -to peiratiko (tou captain jim?)- alla kai tin amaxa tis staxtopoutas me ton prigipa kai tin prigipissa mazi -goustarei prigipises kai Tingerbell…- ton akouw na pezei me ton kolito tou kai geitona tis tetartes ta apogevmata pou den exoun sxoleio kai krifakouw tis sizitiseis tous oi opoies kai einai K-A-T-A-P-L-I-K-T-I-K-E-S ! ( i diki mou i mama einai i kaliteri, oxi i diki mou, nai alla i diki mou apofasizei, oxi sto diko mou spiti, sto diko mou apofasizei i diki mou i mama pou na kai pio omorfi! …etc..)
Simera loipon ton entisa me to mpez poulover me ta xrwmatista zakar, mpze poukamisaki kai ladi panteloni, gel sta malia…dioti simera erxete o prwtos fwtografos sto sxoleio!
Kai siginithika twra to prwi pou ton afisa giati eida ola ta pedakia ta mikra kalontimena xtenismena, me kokalakia sta malia … o fwtografos eixe eidi stisei ta fwta se mia adeia aithousa kai ta prwta pedakia itan idi ekei…
….i fwtografeia i omadiki, tis taxis kai to portreto to sxoliko. To prwto! 🙂
… sinexizei na me ekplisei me tin iremia tou, tin nifaliotita tou, tin sigouria tou, ton tropo pou xrisimopieei tin koini logiki pou exei perisia, to xioumor, tin eilikrineia kai to gamwtharos tou.
kai me siginei aforita kai me kanei kai klaiw kathe tris kai ligo kai gelaei giati tha ginw alkoolikia gia xari tou sto telos… ftou sou!
File mou perasan 13 xronia ki akomi parameneis Vasilias!
ma pws to kaneis?? 🙂
se filw!
I ‘m so proud of those british! They just know all about history so well!
… so where is PELLA again???
Xthes bradi eida tainia ston ALTER se:
1) Original version, opou o Mat damon Milouse A-G-L-I-K-A!!!! Aglika!!! den itane doublarismenos sta gallika!!! oxi…. milouse kanonika o anthrwpos…me tin fwni tou diladi … to fantazese????
2) IPOTITLOUS
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Top delirio mes tin nixta!! Elliniki metafrasi!!!!
3) MESAWRI DIAKOPI GIA DIAFIMISEIS KATHE TETARTO!
Ela re!! den simvenoun afta ta pragmata!!!! me kanonikes diafimiseis diladi!! KOTSOVOLOS, KREMA GALAKTOS TELEIA… tetoia pragmata… oxi tou GREEK OFFICE OF TOURISM opws stin ERT SAT. ALITHINES DIAFIMISEIS… OPWS ELLADA!
O Valéry na to vlepei sta agglika ki egw na diavazw apo katw… pirame kai kati xehasmena fistikia pou kikloforousan sto spiti kai tin pesame OPWS DIAKOPES!!!
NO WAY SOU LEW!!!!! :0))
PIANW ALTER!!!
den xerw poia Theia Dinami me lipithike kai meta apo tosa xronia sta xena PIANW ALTER!!!
Epitelous na mathw kana koutsompolio gamw to kerato mou !
na akousw ki egw ti dilwnei o Arnaoutoglou gia tin kainourgia ekpompi…ti eipe i menegaki stin sineftexi tipou…
e ma pia! katevenw ellada, pernw kana periodiko kai meta menw malakas kai rwte dwthe keithe «kale poia einai i tzoulia? » – Mia mounara! apantisi…
ntaxei re pedia alla poia mounara omws?? na min xerw kai gw oti i Tzoulia egine diasimi apo mia grimatsa? Xeirotero akoma! na min exw KAN dei tin grimatsa??
Pernw koloperiodiko kai vlepw sto exwfilo oti perimenei to deftero pedi leei o Xatzinikolaou me tin gineka tou… kale poia gineka tou? poio deftero pedi? egw ton afisa pantremeno me tin katritsi.
EPITELOUS! AGIA MERA SIMERA. PIANW ALTER!!!
Otan katevenw ellada kai diavazw kana DownTown thimame ekeino to epeisodeio apo tis treis xarites me tin Theia apo to Aintaxo (NTINA KONSTA) pou erxete meta apo posa xronia pisw stin ellada kai leei to amimito «na vgoume kamia volta na pame kai ston manwli Xiwti!»
e! afto itan mexri XTHES.
SIMERA XERW TI DILWSE I MENEGAKI GUYS!
HA!
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4h mera pou eimai eeeeeeeeeeeeeentelws kleismeni mesa dioti arwstise o mikros me pireto kai den kanei na vgei exw.
Oute mexri ton kipo den mporw na paw giati exei varethei tin zwi tou ki aftos kai m akolouthei pantou.
4h mera MESA olimera, me foveri liakada exw, na malwnoume 10 fores tin mera gia na faei,na koimithei, na piei to siropi tou, na to xanapiei, na to xanapiei (Giati mamooo 3 foreeeees?) kai aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai sixtir mpafiasa leeeeeeeeeme!
na perasei aftin i skato evdomada ….
Gurisame loipon o Noah ki egw tin deftera to apogevma meta apo treis vdomadoules se pliri aposindesi apo tin pragmatikotita mas.
O Noah perase 3 vdomades xevrakwsias me oloswmo mavrisma xwris simadia afou thewrouse entelws aftonoito oti me 40 vathmous DEN MPOREi na forame KAI rouxa kai ta petouse opou laxei me tin tsoutsouna ap’oxw kai katourouse mesa sta louloudia tou mpampa kai tis mamas kai sigekrimena mes ton diosmo (simvouli pros oikious, min fate keftedakia… ), apoktise apeira podilata/pirosvestika/elikoptera/peirates/aftokinita kai apo trena olo to soi tou Thomas and friends to opoio kai kouvalisa sa gaidaros mexri to Belgio.
Emathe mpanio me manikakia, pidixe mes ta kimata, ton tsimpise tsouxtra ( i mporei kia fiki, pezei ligo…) emathe ellinikous, apofasise oti thelei na ginei paliatzis otan tha megalwsei (isixasa….) -to opoio kai vriskw logiko afou pernaei 8 fores mono to prwi o poustis! mono afto akougame olimeris «oooooooo paliatziiiis! karekles, trapezia, bambou! ola ta palia agorazwwww», m’eserne kathmerina stin pirosvestki na doume ta aftokinita kai na mpoume kai mesa…
S’afto to simeio na exigisw oti me tous pirosvestes den exoume polla polla, pote den eixame apo tote pou kataskevastike i pirosvestiki (to 80 fevga…)… gia ton aploustato logo tou oti otan den svinoun fwties kathonte exw pinoun kafedes kai kanoun ofthalmoloutra opws olos o kosmos… to xoun anaptigmeno to sport.
Kai xafnou loipon vriskome i kali sou na xw ginei monimi stin pirosvestiki me kamia 10aria pirosvestes na prothimopoiounte monimws n anoixoun ta aftokinita, na vazoun sto timoni ton noah, na vazoun seirines gia na akousei o noah, na vazoun mpros ta walky-talky gia na milisei o noah…. mono nero den rixame gia na dei o noah! kai gw na apantw se diafores erwtiseis stil pws sas lene, giati milaei gallika to pedi, aaaaaaa pou zeite? nai e? apo dw eiste? kai blablabla…
wrea…mmm! toulaxiston o mokros to katafxaristithike ki egw kateripsa ton mitho tis geitonias oti oi ginekes den exoun kamia douleia me tous pirosvestes!
Gia to pedi mou!! :-))))
Perasame kala, kaname mpania, mavrisame, gelasame, fagame… kai zisame to my big fat greek wending.
me manikiour, pedikiour, komwtiria, shopping gia tsantes papoutsia ktl…. kai gamw!! 🙂
Parathetw loipon akrivws edw ena hommage stin xaderfi mou tin Fwteini kai
sta pio wrea papoutsia pou eida ta teleftea xronia…
1000 evrw kai kati markas DOUKA den xerw ti… ta foresa sta podia mou kati lepta ki akoma klew…
scratch and win 