Tsakala m’markat *

Posted: Αύγουστος 22, 2007 in life

Kiries kai kirioi kalispera sas.

Itan mia evdomada full of emotion.

Chapter 1: I anemovlogia
Otan egrapsa to telefteo post i anemovlogia den itan akomi sto anthos tis. Tis meres pou akolouthisan ezisa enan efialti!
Tin perasmeni triti otan xipnisa kai katevika na piw enan rimadokafe, eipa kalimera kai eida 2 moures na me koitan me… ekplixi/oikto/fovo/aidia.
Sirthika mexri to mpanio na plinw kana donti kai otan sinantisa ton kathrefti me koitaxa me ekplixi/oikto/fovo/aidia.

Metrisa isa me 60 fouskales gemates m enan aidiastiko kitrino igro mono sto proswpo mou. Prepei na eixa alles…600 sto swma kai kamia 100ara sta malia.

OXI SPIRIA. Mi gelieste. Den moiazei me krisi akmis.

OXI. Miazei me koines tis fwtografies pou eixe mesa stin eggiklopedia DOMI stin lexi «EVLOGIA» m ena agoraki gemato terasties fouskales pantou. Apo keines pou tis koitas kai kaneis mpliaaaaaaax .
Mono pou to agoraki eise esi.

Koitaxtika kai afrisa. Frikiasa. S ekeini tin fasi kai di oti eixa kai pireto kai ara oxi megali diavgeia mialou, eipa ston Val «einai san vrwmeros ios pou erxete kateftheian ap ton mesewna!»…
Tin tetarti to olo spectacle eixe exaplwthei episis mesa sto stoma, ston laimo, ston oisofago kai mia pou ta leme ki ola, to pipi itan mia ponemeni istoria dioti to pouli den menei ap exw.
Loipon ta pragmata einai sxetika apla .
Den prokalei fagoura. Paparies.

Prokalei kapsimo, travigma, pono kai ena 10% fagoura.
Einai san na mou xan foresei mia maska pou me steneve kai me travouse, mou kege to proswpo alla den ekane na tin vgalw oute kan na tin drosisw me kapio tropo.
Einai san na eixa 300 psires mesa sta malia kai na min kanei na xithw.
Kai m ola afta eprepe na kataferw na koimithw.
San na koimase panw se avga kai na min prepei na ta spaseis.
Pws diaolo na koimitheis panw se 160 fouskales laxtaristes-laxtaristes , stroggiles-stroggiles kai gemates-gemates XWRIS na spaseis oute mia.
Ante pes esi!
Pou to paramikro tripsimo tou proswpou sto maxilari mporouse na skasei tis fouskales kai na katalixw scarface gia panta.
Tin Pempti teleiws frikiasmeni tilefwnisa ston giatro. «Pws eise mou leei? kalitera?»
«Role it, smoke it giatre mou» lew…
Otan irthe na me dei, anoixa tin porta kai epese mia siwpi.
Oso mou milouse i koitouse ta plakakia, i me koitouse exwnixistika san na vlepe tin Thekla tin gineka me to moustaki.
Mou dwse ena farmakaki na pernw, 135 evrw to farmakaki, tha to parw mexri telefteas kaspoulas! Gia to gamwto!
Ola afta loipon mou prokalesan ena nevrooooooooooo….mia isteriaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Triti tetarti kai pempti, lakisan oloi ap to spiti ap ton fovo.
O Val tin kopanouse opws opws mazi me ton mikro kai mou afinan mono ton gato.

Poli kakws. Exw skeftei toulaxiston 7 tropous na ton gemisw me koukounari/kastana/lemoni kai fine herbs kai na ton xwsw vatheia sto fourno.
Tous exw vrisei, malwsei, valei timwria OLOUS den xerw poses fores.

O Val pige as poume na voithisei filo pou tou teleiwse i mpataria tou aftokinitou kai i dikia sou edw, eperne 3 tilefwna sto kinito na apelisei oti to fagito einai etoimo, oti an den erthei illico-presto sta 5 lepta tha to faw olo kai tha petaxw tin katsarola ston kipo, pou egw den eimai malakas arwsti gineka na mageirevw apo hobby ki aftos na to glentaei (me ta kalwdia sta xeria o allos!! 🙂 ) me filous den xerw pou (3 dromous ap to spiti menei o anthrwpos) ktl..
Ena paradeigma dinw e! exw kanei polla alla tetoia mes tin vdomada pou perase.
O Noah pige stin gwnia kai tou laxe kai mathima ithikis se aptesta isterika ellinika sxetika me tin zwi tou oli ki oti an den ginei anthrwpos pou n akouei, na mathei na perimenei kai na sevete POTE den tha xei filous kai alla polla emprime….
Telika mou dwsan kati antistaminika kai xerathika….!!Den xreiazete na sas exigisw oti sta kanonika mou i’m a loving mother and wife e? Alla ti to thes? tous gamisa tin zwi 5 meres non stop.
Ki i dikia mou omws…den pigene pisw. Exw to akatalogisto.
An mou dinane ftiari tin perasmeni pempti kai mou legan «apoteleiwse opion thes» tha to xw kanei. Ma to Xristo. A real animal!!Doxa to Theo to farmakaki me ta 135 evrw ekane effet kai teleiwse to panigiri sxetika grigora.Mono o gatos emeine kai distixws emathe ki o Noah pou einai papagalos s aftin tin fasi kai leei oti lew, na epanalamvanei oli mera koitwntas ton gato «chat au four!» -gata ston fourno! Tha to pei kai ston pediko kai den sas lew meta epexigiseis… i mama mas trelathike, signwmi, to pedi den fteei kai tetoia….
Mesa s ola afta, gia enan mistirio logo oli tin evdomada fwnaza ton gato PERIKLI… !!!
Den ton lene etsi…Pirate ton lene…! alla eipame, mia alfa sigxisis vasileve stin zwi mou.
En to metaxi opote to elega mou thimize to anekdoto me to PIREKLIS (pire klisi sta larisaika) kai pethena sto gelio moni mou dioti pou na katalavoun twra oi vikings edw ti tha pei PIREKLIS. Mono ZBOUTSAM xeroun apo larisaika. 🙂
En pasei periptwsi, figan oi fouskales, ginan kakadia, ta vgala ena ena, vazw kai tin kremoula mou gia oliki epanafora sto kanoniko kai ws dia mageias den exw kanena simadi.
Xthes loipon, ekana test. Evala ligo fond de teint, ntithika stolistika kai pira ton Nonito na pame sto carrefour gia pswnia.
Ekei loipon pou eperna to karotsaki kai molis eixa valei ton Noah sto kathismataki gia pedia mes to karotsi, erxete mia poliiiiiiiii kaliiiiiii kiria, kamia 50ria xronwn, ki o Noah pou kanei proponisi gia proedros tis aplwnei to xeri kai tis leei «Bonjour! cava?»
Stamataei loipon i evgeniki Belgida, kai mou leei «ti omorfo pedi! ax ti omorfo pediii…kai na xerete, 4 eggonia exw madame, kai ta dika mas einai panta ta kalitera, alla eilikrina einai panemorfos!» xamogelaei i alli i pswnara, – o proedros – vgazei tin pipila fenonte oi merentes pou ekrive i pipila apo katw, tsakizome egw na tripsw me to saliwmeno daxtilo grigora grigora psiloisterika stin zoula kai tis leei «merchhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii»… kolwmeni egw ap to koplimento ti na pw…. fxaristoume poli tis kanw, elpizw na to ekmetaleftei analoga argotera… «alla kai i mamaaaa, leei i theia belgida, den paei pisw….» -mporei kai na xe psilokapnisei i Theopoula, den xerw!- staniarw pou les egw kai tis apanatw «Fxaristw paaaaaaaaaara poli! molis teleiwsa me tin anemovlogia madame, na ste kalaaa!!»
Kolwse i theia!! hahaaaa!!! Belgida di, afta den ta leme fortsa partida sta belgia, den einai polite enought, …. «aaaaaaa kanei me mia mouri sa na fage lemoni, den sas feneteeeeee….»
aftos itan o stoxos madamitsa mas! Na min mas fenete!! ana geia sou!

loipon, ti elega? a! chapter 2: o loxiggas

Apo tote pou me thimame, otan me pianei loxiggas eme, xtipaw 48wro anapidimatos.
Otan imoun sto sxoleio as poume gia 2 meres sinexomenes kai ana misis wras mes to mathima ekei pou eixe isixia, akougotan ena «iiiiiiiik!» kai veva ena trelo gelio kathe fora.
Imoun i attraction tou 6ou gimnasiou-likeiou larisas me to fenomeno. Ki o efialtis twn kathigitwn mou kapaki pou molis akougan to prwto «iiiiiiiiiik!» vgazan ta xanax ap tin tsanta gia na antapexelthoun sto sourgelo pou tha akolouthouse tis epomenes 2 meres.
Ti na kaneis… exw prospathisei ta panta. Krataw tin anapnoi mou kai metraw ws to 40, pinw kantaria me nero me tin miti kleisti, pinw nera me koutalaki mesa …oti thes exw prospathisei!! DEN PERNAEI RE PEDI MOU! telos. Tha kanei to 48wro kiklo tou kai tha figei…
Eftixws me pianei loxiggas mia fora sta 2 xronia… sou dinei xrono na xehaseis to proigoumeno kai kathe fora einai san tin prwti! gia tous allous. Gia mena einai o dromos me tis lefkes xanamana!

Proxthes loipon, imoun moni edw, arxti ston kanape, mesimeri ki evlepa sto lap to to episodeio 20 ap to PARA PENTE. Ekei loipon pou me pianei ena isteriko gelio me den thimame ti, mes to hahahahahaaa vgenei ki ena «iiiiiiiiiik!»

ftou gamw ti theia tou!

Ante figame gia to rally pali!
pernaei to apogevma me ta iiiiik! erxete o Val ap tin douleia mazi me ton mikro, kai m akouei…
«pies nero vre pedi mou!» mou leei…
Isa re megale , tou lew, esena perimena….
Kathete ston kanape ki egw ekei «iiiiiiiiiik!», «iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!»
e! re! mou leei! den kathete etsi o kosmos otan exei loxigga! fisiko fenomeno einai , kane kati, pare anapnoi! m eknevrizeis!
Re de gamie…s eknevrizw! egw exw loxigga esi eknevrizese!!
Mou fernei ta nera, kai m arxizei me tin oxia malakia. Kleise miti, pies nero, krata tin anapnoi ws to 40 kai aksa gw… (akousa egw sta larisaika. ekfrasi einai…)
Ws kali noikokira, doula kai kira, ta kanw ola, mono kai mono gia na tou apodeixw oti tzampa to palevoume! 😉
Afou to pire apofasi, arxise na ton pianei gelio se kathe iiiiiiiiiiiik!…
To kako m emena, einai oti exw ki ena palio tok, opote mou rxete to «iiiiiiiiiiik!» to sinodevw legontas «HIC!» …einai pio fanfarodes! an toixon exases to «iiiiiiiiiikk!» sto thimizw as poume. Mexri na sou kanw ta nevra xordes apo kithara…
Perito na pw oti perase i vradia m ena ISTERIKO nevriko gelio, pou n atrexoun dakria, na kratame koilies, n akougonte diafora «iiiiiiiiik!» overloud mes ta gelia, ki ola afta prospathwntas na doume kai Kazino royal twra…. pios to gamei kai pios to dernei!!

Otan teleiwse ekeini i fournia, o Valéry stavrokopithike, mou pe oti den exei xanadei tetoio pragma stin zwi tou, skoupisa ta dakria mou, kai pigame gia ipno.
Ximerwse o Theos tin mera loipon, katevenoume katw, plenomaste, kalimerizomaste, o Noah pinei to bibero vlepontas Dora i exerevnitria -paaaaaaaaaanta! standar!- kai pame stin kouzina na valoume kafe.
O Val vgazei to pswmi, pernw mia koupa, kai kei… «iiiiiiiiiiiiiik!»

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa……!!hahaa!!!! tou pese to maxairi ap to xeri!!! hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
oxi re pousti pali mou leei…
E ti na kanw agapi mou? na aftomaxairwthw?…afou sou pa! 48wro thelei!! 🙂
perase pou lete i mera sxetika irema, girizei ap tin douleia, kai na, ma to xristo, den to kanw epitides, alla na, me to pou strwnete ston kanape na diavasei ena vivlio me ton Noah, mpenw mesa sto kathistiko kai lew «ti na ftiaxoume me tis mprizoles? rizi i «iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!»……patates?»
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Tha figw! mou leei…
sto kalo…rizi na kanw? ti na kanw?
🙂

*tsakala m’markat = amigdala me giaourti sta tourkika, stin dialekto tou mpampa mou simenei «alla gi alla/malakies/oti na nai…»

Update! Update!

pws xahasa to kalitero re pousti!
proxthes to vradi, en mesw iiiiiiiiiik! kai dakrigelou, peftw gia ipno kai oneirevomai TO stress metamorfwmeno se oneiro.
pantrevotane leei o Nicolas Sarcozy stis 6h30 to apogevma kai eimoun kalesmeni stin prwti grammi mazi me tin oikogeneia! Kai mou to pe to prwi o malakas!
Kai xw rixei tetoia stressara i dikia sou oli nixta, pou ti skata na foresw sto gamo pou tha nai live s olo ton planiti -kapio comfusion me ton gamo tis Diana ekana s akeino to simeio mallon-.
Mourla! Nixterino shopping leme twra… Kai katelixa, kouuuuuuuukla, oute ena spiraki, m ena straples mavro makri forema, kentimeno olo me mbez kordoni sto strifwma…
Kai gamw…
To eipa ki afto sto Val to prwi sto maxilari akoma, ki akoma stavrokopiete o anthrwpos!!…

Egw mou leei eida oti mas xalase o kainourgios levitas pou molis agorasame 3500 evrw…

ts!ts!ts…banal….

Gia tin oikogeneia pou mporei na diavasei, min akousw paralirismous me tin theia filitsa pou oneirevete oti tis kanei episkepsi i Dimitra Liani kai den exei kafetiera parakalw.

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  1. Ο/Η themis λέει:

    xerathika sto gelio, tipota allo den sou lew, gelousa monos mou san ton vlaka mesa sto studio.
    Den ixera oti einai toso kalow stis dimosies sxeseis o mikros

  2. Ο/Η xazomama λέει:

    Μαράκι μου συγνώμη αλλά και εγώ διάβασα όλα αυτά που πέρασες και αντι να σε συμπονέσω η μουλάρα πέθθαααανααα στο γέλιο !!!!!!

    και γέλαγα δυνατά γμτ στο γραφείο και με κοίταζαν όλοι με το ύφος «τι στο καλό βλέπει η ηλίθια στην οθόνη του υπολογιστή και έχει ξελιγωθεί;;;»

    Φιλιά γλυκιά μου

  3. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    Theie Themi mas, vevews vevews…den sta eipan akoma kala…
    O noah emathe na leei «bonjour cava?» edw kai kana mina, den xerw apo pou afou den eimai toso theitsa na to lew sto dromo, kai to leei PANTOU! Otan leme pantou, enooume dimosies sxeseis kaliteres ki ap tis dikes sou.
    Ston dromo, sto lewforeio, sto super market…
    Emathe de na leei kai to fovero «oooooopala!» kathe fora pou topothetei kati kapou, opoudipote, otidipote, ton gato, to bibero…kai xthes sto carrefour , pernaei ena palikari pou douleve ekei mesa, m afto to terastio fortgaki pou metaferei kamia 200aria kila kivwtia ap to ena simeio sto allo me to asanseraki, kai to vlepei o kirios proedros sto karotsaki, vgazei pipila illico pou les, karfwnete, tou aplwnei to xeri tou kanei «bonjour, cava?» gelaei to palikari, tou dinei to xeri kai tou apantaei ston xeretismo, kai stamatei to oxima na parkarei to fortio pou kouvalaei, katevenei to asanseraki me ta kivwtia kai ti stigmi pou akoumpaei ta 200 kila xilo sto edafos tou sigontarei o allos apo dipla «oooooooooooopala!»…. !!!!
    heheeee…..ta da ola!!!
    Tha ton kanw Sarcozy sto pio glamour omws!

    Filia xazomama! se nomiza diakopes kale! sto grafeio tis pernas? to kete to pelekoudi e??

  4. Ο/Η xazomama λέει:

    Μια βδομάδα είχαμε μόνο 😦

  5. Ο/Η julia_dream λέει:

    Καλά μιλάμε για την απίστευτη σύμπτωση. Οταν διάβαζα το πρωτο κεφαλαιο του ποστ 🙂 είχα λόξυγγα! Οταν είδα το δεύτερο κεφάλαιο πέθανα περιττό να στο πω.

    Πάντως αν δεν το έχεις δοκιμάσει κι αυτό, πες στον Val καθε φορά που έχεις λόξυγγα να προσπαθεί να σου θυμίσει κάτι. Πχ: θυμάσαι την περασμένη τρίτη που πήγαμε βόλτα και είδαμε εκείνο το σκύλο κλπ κλπ? Έτσι σε αποσπά κάπως. Ποιος ξέρει, μπορεί να πίασει. Ελπίζω να χρειαστεί να το χρησιμοποιήσει σε 2 χρόνια βέβαια! 😀

    Σιδερένια! 😉

  6. Ο/Η nodie λέει:

    Polytaraxi ebdomada ! De tha s krypsw oti pethana sto gelio :D:D

    Bonjour cava?

  7. Ο/Η themis λέει:

    sxetika me to update:
    pws to lene auto to farmakaki pou sou grapse o giatros???

    Apli periergeia……

  8. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    Na to kanw ki afto re Julia…an kai poli amfivalw an o skilos pou eidame tha me voithisei ma to xristo!! 🙂

    geia sou re Nodie! Cavotata vre! et vous?

    Zelitrex to lene Memi! mathe tipota ki esi mipws mou tin feran piswplata tipota…! 🙂

  9. Ο/Η patsiouri λέει:

    Μαλάκα…επειδή με πέτυχες σε φάση που έχω γίνει πονόψυχος άνθρωπος να ξέρεις σε συμπόνεσα βαθύτατα…καλή μου….θα το ξαναδιαβάσω όμως αύριο και τότε..μπου χα χα χα χα!!!

  10. Ο/Η xristina λέει:

    kala milame gia poli gelio.eisai fantastiki.perastika sou.

  11. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    Patsiourena?? girises?? eixa anisixisei karga!
    Pws perases kali mou? egines kai ponopsixi?? stin Tino s eixan paei??? 🙂
    Poli xairomai pou girises! San poli megales diakopes eixes paei, itan anithiko pia!

    Xristina, ti na sou pw xara mou…i zwi thelei xioumor alliws den tha tin vgaloume sou lew!!! 🙂

  12. Ο/Η Μαρία λέει:

    χαχαχαχαχα. Τον Σαρκοζί; ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ
    Μαράκι, ελπίζω να σου έχει περάσει λίγο τώρα η ανεμοβλογιά και να μην σου άφησε τα ίχνη της. Τι τραβάς κι εσύ ρε παιδί… 🙂 Καλημέρες!

  13. Ο/Η bouboulina λέει:

    VRIKAME TO GONIDIO, VRIKAME TO GONIDIO!!!!
    Re, tosa xronia den to ixera afto… kai anarotiomoun KI ENIOTHA KAI MONI!!! Loipon, i klironomikotita ston loxigga prepei na paizei kapoio rolo… PATHAINO TO IDIO, ama me piasei loxiggas, krataei kana – dio meres ki ekei pou oooloi leme, entaxei, perase kai simera, vazo kafe, pao na anapso tsigaro kai stin proti eispnoi «hiiiiiik» xana ftou ki ap tin arxi… kai xana, 9 goulies nero, kleinoyme ti miti kai metrame os to 60, xaploneis me ta podia pros ta pano kai kleineis to miti kai metras os to 60 (afti einai kanoyrgia texniki, sti douleia mou tin eipane – ektos an me doulevoyn ta kolopaida), me tromazei o sizigos mou (iiiiii, katsarida, katsarida i, to kalitero «pou to fages to aftokinito pali?» klp) alla tipota, koimamai, xipnao kai … hiiiiiik… ennoeite otan pa na koimithoume ki exo loxiogga pairno ekdikisi gia ooola ta roxalita pou exo ipostei afta ta xronia… ekei pou na na glarosei .. hiiiiik ego, xoropidaei, tinazetai apo to krevati.. a, episis den stamataei no matter what, se meeting eimai, sto tlf milao, rdv kano, ema einai na rthei, tha rthei … kai hiiik … oarakalo? i… hiiiik, xairo poli, i hiiik, na, fainetai na iparxei provlkima stis eisroes hiiiiik se afti ti fasi (ki ante na se paroyn sovara), ase sto cinema… friki… giati den xero gia sena, to diko mou einai KAI dinato… den einai apla hik mpoiazei perissotero me HIIIIIK… a, kai na se po oti palia me epiane kathe Pempti aneleipos… (afto to konomia mallon apo to sxoleio pou kathe Pempti 1h ora eixame istoria desmis enan anekdiigito tipo, ton tote likeiarxi mas, pou den ton xoneva kai vice versa, alla afto sinexistike kai tin epomeni xronia, sta metalikeiaka (tis xeroume aftes tis lexoules i eimai poli palia?), kai meta sto 1o etos kai meta … mas emeine… Kai kathe pemti afti i douleia .. afou i adeffi mou me douleve… mpa, loxigaki- loxiggaki? kai den einai kan Pempti… Afta… Den eimai kakia, alla xairomai poli…. exo parea… den eimai moni… Exfaristo Thee mou pou dineis loxigga kai se allous sto soi afto (eima sigouri oti i giagia i Foto mas ti skarose kai afti tin plaka… poli isxiro gonidio i sixoremeni…)

    Ante, se ligo magoulades, kai meta tha se grapsoyume kai paidiko …. MOYTS!!!

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