pasxa abroad

Posted: Απριλίου 29, 2008 in life

To thetiko otan kaneis pasxa sto exwteriko einai oti den thimase aparetita oti einai megali pempti kai trws Big MAC sto Mac Donald xwris kamia tipsi (afou den to thimase leme!!) kai xwris fonika vlemmata apo kanena.

Ase pou kai to kreataki einai freskotato. ….. se sxesi me afto tou mac Donald stin ellada tin megali pempti toulaxiston.

To arnhtiko einai oti tin kiriaki tou pasxa an DEN vrexei DEN dinase na psiseis olokliro arni stin avli dioti 1) pou dialo na to vreis kai 2) tha fwnaxoun oi geitones ta pirosvestika.

Den trws mageiritsa ki an tolmiseis kai vreis kapou (opws egw) kai peis fwnaxta “thelw ki allo piato kiria Anastasia! ki allo!! exei??” se koitane oi Belgoi me mia xini mouri pou trexei mexri katw sta patwmata. Ena melange apo “kakomoira, s’aftin tin tritokosmiki xwra pou megalwses me ta plekta ta petsetakia panw ap tin tileorasi den eixate steak na fate kai megalwsate me sikwtia. Emeis ta dinoume ston skilo mas”

Kai vevea pios tous g****.

Profanws kaneis gi afto kai den kourkoutaei pia to ermo. (ek tou kourkoutaw – kourkoutw)

Kai gia bonus, douleveis tin deftera san na min egine tipota enw oloi i ipoloipi ellines pou meinan eis ta patria to xiiiiiiiiiiiiinoun.

I kiriaki tou pasxa loipon edw einai metrios metria apo thema ethimwn ki afou den exoume faei 10 kila arni/petsa/kokoretsi/kempapia/avga/tsipra ktl to mesimeri leitourgoume akomi. Kanonika diladi.

Eimaste ikanoi na katahrisoume/pexoume/milisoume/trexoume… ap ola.

En antithesi me otan kanoume pasxa stin Larisa opou to mesimeri eimaste san ta gatia ston ilio, xapla anaskela anikanoi entelws na koinithoume oti kai na ginei. Pou an thelisoun pote oi Tourkoi/skopianoi na mas paroun tin patrida den exoun para na mpoukaroun mia kiriaki tou pasxa mesimeri kai tha mas paroun kai ta vrakia mazi. Kai isa pou tha anoigokleisoume to vlefaro. ki afto poli xalara…

fetos loipon pou den katevika, mou leipsan ola ki oloi anexeretws. Mou leipsan oi mirwdies (tis mageiritsas re gamwti!!) kai to ixeio tou papa tis agias triadas pou to vgazei kathe pasxa axw ap tin ekklisia kai vazei ta volume sto terma kai mas pernei kai mas sikwnei kai mas afinei apotoma!

Persi gia na koimisw ton mikro tragoudousa toso dinata gia na kalipsw ton papa pou mono pou den sikwthike na rixei ki ena tektonik o mikros. Frikara.

Stin Larisa tin megali paraskevi, molis teleiwsei o epitafios (vasika poli prin alla stelnoume enan na krataei to trapezi kai kapnizei monos) vgenoume oloi san tous lisasmenous kai plakwnomaste sta tsipra.

Exw ginete tis kakomoiras. Kosmos, laos, pedia kai neoi goneis, fwnes…mono penthos den exei aftin i poli!

Tis po**** ginete.

Ta ouzeri tiga, oi kilies tiga, ta sikwtia se saturation entelws. (ta dika mas oxi tou arniou)

Wreo perivalon! gamwti…

To savato sto diko mou spiti ftiaxnoume mageiritsa ap t agria xaramata.

Xipnas ki anti na miriseis kafe mirizeis entera. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai! ti wrea!

Otan to ezise afto o Belgos antras mou den ixere apo pia meria na pesei. Egerne apo dw…egerne apo kei…

poli xalia. Ton lipithika gia liga lepta.

Tin opoia kai katavroxthizoume me lissa mes tin mavri nixta vevea opws oloi. Mexri na fas, na pieis, na tsougriseis kana avgo…exei paei 2 i wra ki akoma to paleveis gia ipno.

Stis 7 TO POLI, o mpampas mou varaei seirines sinagermou gia na sikwthoume/plithoume/ntithoume/exoume piei i dinaton kafe i an oxi tha ton pioume enw souvlizoume arnia me to ena xeri dioti “em pote tha to psisoume? stis 9? kai pote tha to fas??”

Swstos.

Otan eisai gineka… s’afinei kai ligo laska vevea… pineis kana kafe sto skalopati koitazontas me misokleisto -alla makigiarismeno-mati aftous pou palevoun na perasoun tin souvla ap to kefali tou arniou enw kanei “klak” kai einai kati antikeimenika ENTELWS FRIKALEO an to kaloskefteis… kai den exeis piei akoma kala to kafe m olo afto to grand guignol theama.

Kai meta girnas to arni eis to apeiro. Dioti sto diko mou patriko spiti “opoios den girisei den trwei”. leei o mpampas mou.  Kai trws ena arni!

…. kai telikai panta etsi, oso ta xoume mprosta sta matia mas den ta vlepoume…

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  1. Ο/Η Bouboulina λέει:

    aaaaxxxx, to megalo fagopoti… edo eginan ola vasei programmatos, prota fai, meta fai, kai ligo fai sto telos… opos ta perigrafeis. zisame megaaales stigmes, tha sou steilo foto… episis, na xereis oti mas filoxenises sto domatio sou (pano) kana dio meres, giati sti spiti mas filoxenousame allous, kai sti mana mou allous, ki emeis perisepsame ki etsi pigame sto diko sou, ki efxaristoume poli….
    Aaaaaaa, eida kai tis foto sas tou pasxa – nai, nai, aftes tis aspromavres – kai ena exo na po: o gios sas exei ginei kouklos!!! ftou, ftou, ftou….
    giati amigdales +kreatakia + aftia? proliptika i diskolevetai o mikros? esi epanilthes?

    pare mail…

  2. Ο/Η patsiouri@yahoo.com λέει:

    Καλέ αυτό ήθελα να ρωτήσω, πώς αντιδρούν οι ξένοι αν δούν αυτή τη βαρβαρίλα που κάνουμε με το αρνί??? Γίνεται πουθενά αλλού??? Εγώ πάντως δεν την παλεύω πια, σταμάτησα να πηγαίνω σε αρνιά, καλό μήνα!!!

  3. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    Boubou, ola kala.
    Egxeirisi canceled for the moment. Tha sou exigisw sto FB.
    Koimithikes sto krevati mou??? efages tin soupa mou???
    pws sou fanike? san na eise 20ara? kalo e?

    Patsiourena…einai frikaleo antikeimenika. Asizititi. Osoi eidan to dvd pou travixe o val me ton patera mou na souvlizei kai ton aderfo mou na krataei kontra gia na tripisei i souvla tin kefala ap to arni, frikaran entelws.

    Mono me tin texni tou na kaneis kokoretsi sikwsan ta xeria psila. afto einai apistimi.

  4. Ο/Η Bouboulina λέει:

    ma afou EIMAI 20ara. Den katalavaino, giati to les afto??
    kalimera

  5. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    ??????????????
    GIATI DEN EISE.

    Kalimera

    i eise alla 2 fores!

    :-))))) hohohohooooo

  6. Ο/Η Bouboulina λέει:

    na fas ti glossa sou!!! Paliogria.

    Gennithika to 1976, tora exoume 2008, kane tin afairesi na deis… Kai ena kouiz.. An kapoia gennithike to 1973 kai simera exoume 2008, a. poso xronon einai kai b. posa xronia me pernaei? (den ennoo kapoia sygkekrimeni, genika rotao).

    MOYTS

  7. Ο/Η doulis λέει:

    en taxei koritsia, ki egw pou gennithika to 1984 (you kow ”total eclipse of the heart” kai kati tetoia akougate eseis oi patsavoures) ki exw akoma akmi, a. ti na kanw???? kai b. posa xronia rixnw tin 8eia Soultana????

  8. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    15 sta 14 eiste ki oi dio, ki an i frasi sas thimizei kati einai giati oso gernate tis moiazete!

    mou xete gamisei to thema!!
    xazomares!!
    :-)

  9. Ο/Η Bouboulina λέει:

    doulis, mpanio me gala gaidouras, kanei poli kalo sto derma kai tha apallageis kai apo tin akmi. Na peis episis sti mama sou, na mi sou dinei avgo, to kanei xeirotera. Kai na min agxonesai gia ta mathimata xriso mou!!! H theia Soultana, nimizo, se pernaei 5-6 xronia. Rota tin theia scratch, pou einai pio palia kai thimatai pote gennithikame oloi.

    Sou gamisame to thema? ama xanagrapso ego tipota na mou valeis xalka sti miti.

    MOYTS, kalimera!!!

  10. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

    san tin oikogeneia adams eimaste…hahahhahaaaaaaaaa… mi xeirotera ti akouw… :-)

  11. Ο/Η laxanaki λέει:

    Ο άντρας σου πρέπει να τα είχε δει όλα… μπορεί η διααδικασία να του φάνηκε φρικτή, αλλά όταν δοκίμασε αρνάκι και μαγειρίτσα τι είπε??? τα τσίπουρα τα πίνει ή δεν τα πίνει??

    Υ.Γ. δεν είχα πιει ποτέ τσίπουρο και ήπια την προηγούμενη βδομάδα…. γιατί δε γράφει στις οδηγίες ότι δε νερώνεται??? έβαλα νερό και μη σου πω πως έγινε!!!

  12. Ο/Η scratchandwin λέει:

    kale pws den nerwnete! vazoume neraki….kai pagakia vazoume….

    stoupetsi sou dwsan? ti ipies??
    twra vevea se sxesi me tin tsikoudia kai tin raki tin dikia sas emeis psixoula….

    Otan itan mikros o doulis (koitame parapanw sta sxoleia) itan sta xania ki epsaxne farmakeio giati ponouse to donti tou, ki epese pa se kati vaftisia s ena kafeneio kai ton kanane ntirla me tis tsikoudies kai ton perase kai to donti! tha sta pei aftos…

    o Val pethenei gia arni, alla kokoretsia ki alla entera …tsoukou! oute tifla den tha ta trwge…

  13. Ο/Η laxanaki λέει:

    Νομίζω, ότι πήραμε τσίπουρο χωρίς γλυκάνισο (ο ψηλός τον συχαίνεται)… ε του ρίξαμε νερό και έγινε χάλια!!!! (πάγο έβαλα δε λέω!!)….

  14. Ο/Η Bouboulina λέει:

    na po ki ego? mia fora, loipon, den thimamai pote akrivos, imoun poli mikri, piga sti theia scratch gia Pasxa. Stis aposkeves, loipon, mazi me oola ta aparaitita, pira kai ta patroparadota anterakia (se katastasi vatheias katapsixis), apo ti mama tis, mazi ma anitho KAI kremmidaki gia tin mageiritsa. Arni olokliro den pirame, oute ipirxe periptosi na souvlisoume, ayto to eixame xekopsei apo tin arxi. A, na po oti mazi me to arni, eixame kai ximo mpanana, giati to koritsi mas den evriske xymo mpanama sto Velgio kai ton kouvalisame apo tin Ellada. Mazi de me ta kateprigmena antera, ton anitho kai to ximo mpanana ipirxan kai rouxa sti valitsa. Ginetai loipon to taxidi, ftanoume sto aerodromio, pame na paralavoyme valites .. mia omorfia… o ximos eskase sto aeroplano – fantazomai kati me tin piesi – ta entera irthan kai xepagosan kai mia valitsa vromokopouse ki estaze ligo – ligo. POOOLYY perifani eniosa otan piga na tin paralavo ki eserna sto kirile aerodromoi ton Vryxellon mia poli xaritomeni, kokkini (pou den dinei kai katholou stoxo) valitsa, poy skilovroage ki afine diakritika sto perasma tis ligo-ligo ton ximo mpananas. Teleia. O Val, etoimos na xerasei, fisika den dokimase mageiritsa, tou exhghsame kilas oti afto pou vromaei etsi einai to “inside of the lamp”. Nimizo oti o anthropos epathe sok kai gi; afto den plisiazei mageiritse, kokoretsia kai ta sxetika. Aftes oi anamniseis apo ena pasxa sto Velgio me mia esans apo ellinika ethima. Perito na po oti ta rouxa ta petaxa. Den elegan na xevromisoun. Akou ximo mpanana apo tin Ellada. A, kai touloumpakia nomizo oti kouvalousame.

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